Thread: Poems from the Sexes

The Ladies Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door , Massages my back and so much more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows how to answer
"How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very
best friend.

The Man's Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

lol - We are not all tarred with the same brush you know.

hee hee ... awe good to hear ..... sounds like you've read "The Rules" a few threads down .... lol

I could't agree more with Roy, we not all jerks....LOL

You forgot the part about the 64 inch ****** TV with the full sky sports package and a big comfortable couch.

lol General ....

Please read "The Rules" (a few threads down) before making any changes .... lol

Originally Posted by VodaHost

You forgot the part about the 64 inch ****** TV with the full sky sports package and a big comfortable couch.

Do not forget about the multi purpose remote control.

You guys!

Originally Posted by Brad

Do not forget about the multi purpose remote control.

lol this ones for you my dear!...lol

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

The remote is the last vestige of the great hunters, it is not something easily shared. : - )

They really know how to push buttons, don't they?

I was actually smiling while reading the first poem, thinking that it was describing.....wellllll...........
A-Hem! Let's just say I have learned my lessons in life, and easily respond to the small things that mean so much....

How as that?

lol