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10-21-2006, 07:07 PM
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The Ladies Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door , Massages my back and so much more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows how to answer "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. The Man's Poem I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.
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10-21-2006, 07:19 PM
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lol - We are not all tarred with the same brush you know.
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10-21-2006, 07:24 PM
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hee hee ... awe good to hear ..... sounds like you've read "The Rules" a few threads down .... lol
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10-21-2006, 07:29 PM
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I could't agree more with Roy, we not all jerks....LOL
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10-21-2006, 09:22 PM
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You forgot the part about the 64 inch ****** TV with the full sky sports package and a big comfortable couch.
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10-21-2006, 11:10 PM
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lol General .... Please read "The Rules" (a few threads down) before making any changes .... lol
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10-22-2006, 01:01 AM
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10-22-2006, 01:47 AM
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You guys!  
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10-22-2006, 01:20 PM
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WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." |
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10-23-2006, 12:47 AM
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The remote is the last vestige of the great hunters, it is not something easily shared. : - )
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10-25-2006, 07:53 AM
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They really know how to push buttons, don't they? I was actually smiling while reading the first poem, thinking that it was describing.....wellllll........... A-Hem! Let's just say I have learned my lessons in life, and easily respond to the small things that mean so much.... How as that?
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