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10-24-2006, 01:41 AM
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Hi everyone Newbie here love the lounge idea You all seem like a great bunch of people thought i would share a funny The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is ahandy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant one in your life! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a glass of wine with that? Here, have some wine What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more wine and chocolate 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder Suspect          |
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10-24-2006, 02:20 AM
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LMBO!! Welcome PizzaTrish! Nice to see ya and what an entrance! Keep up the good work! LOL
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10-24-2006, 08:23 PM
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Hi PizzaTrish, Welcome to vodaland enjoy and have fun. Wow what an entrance PMS.....!!!!!!!LMAO so much I even got a headache
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10-24-2006, 08:32 PM
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welcome pizzatrish .... thanks for the funnies .... just to let you know ... pms is common here ... well except for LadyEye & DreamLady ... we don't get it!!! lol
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10-25-2006, 03:43 AM
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When the "PMS" flag is waving in VodaLand, all the guys know it's time to Publish More Stuff and come back Preferrably More Successful to offer our precious, cherished women Prolonged Massive Shopping in order to Prevent Male-Snuffing (a Potentially Marketable Sport).... Is there any other purpose in life but for us to provide these essential basics regularly and on an unrestricted basis?
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