Thread: pms, a handy guide for men

Hi everyone
Newbie here love the lounge idea
You all seem like a great bunch of people
thought i would share a funny

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is ahandy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant one in your life!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of *****s left.

Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

Here, have some wine

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more wine and chocolate

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect

LMBO!!

Welcome PizzaTrish! Nice to see ya and what an entrance! Keep up the good work! LOL

Welcome PizzaTrish! Thanks for sharing! You will fit right in!! lol

Hi PizzaTrish,
Welcome to vodaland enjoy and have fun.

Wow what an entrance PMS.....!!!!!!!LMAO so much I even got a headache

welcome pizzatrish .... thanks for the funnies ....

just to let you know ... pms is common here ... well except for LadyEye & DreamLady ... we don't get it!!! lol

When the "PMS" flag is waving in VodaLand, all the guys know it's time to Publish More Stuff and come back Preferrably More Successful to offer our precious, cherished women Prolonged Massive Shopping in order to Prevent Male-Snuffing (a Potentially Marketable Sport)....

Is there any other purpose in life but for us to provide these essential basics regularly and on an unrestricted basis?

Hi there welcome to VH