Thread: Daft bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh
blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to get lost him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me", he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
excited bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around
him, tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good for you!" said the first bat, "Because I bloody didn’t”

Great punch line...really unexpected.

lol ... I agree with Choco ... total surprise ending ...

Things are getting "Batty" around here ... halloween is lurking ... lol

Ive heard that one and I STILL crack up over it...lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

Ive heard that one and I STILL crack up over it...lol

lol Kate .... you sound "EGGactly Right" ......

Lol, so much for night vision.

Funny

CL .... you could tell some batty jokes ... lol ....

I can remember a few .... lmao ..... ssshhhhh !!!

Where'd you go? You were here now you are gone ....

Come back come back .....
"Awe, awe, "You're Driving Me Batty" ... lol

Too cute.....(the joke too!)