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    Talking About older couples

    An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

    Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

    A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."

    Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

    Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."

    Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

    "Where are you going?" she asked.

    "To get my teeth!"

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    lol Bill ... good one ... and tis almost the season for neck biting ...

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    Default Re: About older couples

    Lol, beware the ghouls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill2006
    Lol, beware the ghouls.

    They'll be out in full force ... do you know seriously though, for living on a street with lots of traffic, well lots for where I live, probably much like your driveway, lol .... but anyway I had only 8 "trick or treaters" last year ... I was shocked ....

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    Smile Re: About older couples

    Thanks for that, lol, reminded me of the film 'about Schmidt'.

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    lol..awe bill....funny...

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