Thread: The Smart Guy Money Making Tip

A guy enters a bar and need a beer, but has no money.
He sees two guys sitting there and comes up with a way to make a bet.
He says "I bet each of you $50.00 that I can urinate all over the bar and the bartender will not be upset"
The two guys, say "You are On"
He goes to the bartender and says "I bet you $50.00 if you put a shot glass at the end of this bar, that I can urinate from here and hit the glass and not get any on your bar".
The bartender replies "You're on"
The guy urinates, misses the glass, the bartender is not upset, he just made $50.00, and the two guys paid their $50.00 each and then pays the bartender $50.00 and he has his beer money, $50.00

LOL. A bit messy but effective.

He was a wanker for sure!