Thread: Found the Perfect Job!

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have the patience.

9. Next, was a job in a **** Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a WorkoutCenter, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work! I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!!

lol

LOL! This is just what I needed to start my day off with a laugh lol... Never heard this one before, good one:D!

LOL.

I think my parents wanted me to be a fireman.
They kept saying go to blazes.

Lol, good lesson

The heck with the lesson....I'm totally enamored with the teacher!!!

(kind of like that video from way back when....)

Good one lady!

Good one Lady..! Now wonder when I little my parents wanted me to become a Pilot..... they kept telling me to buzzzzzz off....that's why I became Astraltraveller.......LOL

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Good one Lady..! Now wonder when I little my parents wanted me to become a Pilot..... they kept telling me to buzzzzzz off....that's why I became Astraltraveller.......LOL

lol ... well you interpreted the word to suit your personality ... well you could have been a Bee .... lol ..... then we'd have two Beeezzzzzess lol .... close to ezzzeeezzz too ...

lol LadyEye

C L, I need a Freddy Krueger costume, and a Jason Voorhees mask

Oh yeah, Good one LadyEye! LOL!!!!!

Good one Ladyeye!! I haven't seen that before either! Good way to end the day!