The Ultimate Xmas Present for Your Man!

LadyEye · #1 11-06-2006, 03:07 PM

omg .... this is priceless ... I think sales will skyrocket .... and your man would be totally happy with just this one present .... lol

ez-ez · #2 11-06-2006, 03:21 PM

Oh my god.. where do you get one of those..?? and is it universal..?? Hey, I have a house, a car a motorbike and a nice gold chain.. but if that's not enough to get one of those.. I have good credit rating and I think I can bull**** my way into borrowing a couple hundred thousands more.. Awesome..lol

Dream Lady · #3 11-06-2006, 03:57 PM

Very Funny! I wonder if we could package the Round Tuit with the remote and make our millions! lol

LadyEye · #4 11-06-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Very Funny! I wonder if we could package the Round Tuit with the remote and make our millions! lol

I really really believe we could Cindy, the remote, in a gag shop would totally sell, a novelty item for under the tree .....

now what are we gonna do about it ... this could set our sails to that sunny yacht that David lives on .... I would be quite happy with one of my own ..... :)

Carlos ... yes totally universal, just like the holder .... just knew you would like it!! lol

Mook25 · #5 11-06-2006, 04:12 PM

Wow! This is every mans paradise. The only problem is where's the backup power supply in case the batteries run out???

kassi59 · #6 11-06-2006, 04:15 PM

Um I dont see a button for TV...lol...

thats cool! along with the tuit button we are guarenteed a very large yacht!

Mook25 · #7 11-06-2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by kassi59

Um I dont see a button for TV...lol...

Thats a very good point!! Grrr!! Design flaw!!! Fancy missing the tv button off?!?!?!?

kassi59 · #8 11-06-2006, 04:40 PM

I guess with the other buttons they dont need tv!...lol

Glomania · #9 11-08-2006, 12:49 AM

Dear Santa,
Please Please Please I have been good all year and I promise to be good next year Honest...
I really really really really WANT ONE.......
Is it for real or have you just made it up?
Does it REALLY work?

bill2006 · #10 11-08-2006, 05:16 AM

Lol, Order now!

LadyEye · #11 11-08-2006, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Glomania

Dear Santa,
Please Please Please I have been good all year and I promise to be good next year Honest...
I really really really really WANT ONE.......
Is it for real or have you just made it up?
Does it REALLY work?

You may have to show proof of your "goodness" .... can't really believe you've been all that good if you need to ask Santa for one ... lol

please send your letter here ..... badboysturninggood@whatiwantforxmas.com

Does it REALLY work? lol .... "The proof is in the purchase" ....
Like Bill says ... Order NOW!!

ez-ez · #12 11-08-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyEye

I really really believe we could Cindy, the remote, in a gag shop would totally sell, a novelty item for under the tree .....

now what are we gonna do about it ... this could set our sails to that sunny yacht that David lives on .... I would be quite happy with one of my own ..... :)

Carlos ... yes totally universal, just like the holder .... just knew you would like it!! lol

Uh huh.. it's a real cool invention that..

I am hoping the boob button '+' goes along way.. lol

Glomania · #13 11-08-2006, 01:52 PM

My wife says I can have one ONLY after I have passed a PHD in multitasking what ever that means.

ez-ez · #14 11-08-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Glomania

My wife says I can have one ONLY after I have passed a PHD in multitasking what ever that means.

Come on man... multi-tasking .. it's so easy.. it's like when..

oh wait.. there's a fly on my screen........ there...

Yeah.. so.. what were we talking about anyway..???!!!!

lol

Glomania · #15 11-08-2006, 06:03 PM

On a more serious note was this image created by you or from an advert or an actual product. My brains just gone into overdrive with.

LadyEye · #16 11-08-2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Glomania

On a more serious note was this image created by you or from an advert or an actual product. My brains just gone into overdrive with.

It's being patented as we speak ....

Vasili · #17 11-08-2006, 08:42 PM

"Batteries Not Included"??
With my luck, it's rechargeable only from a 220v connection.

I'm still wondering if it's for a chicken or woman, with the spelling of "winging" near the top....unless she already flew the coop!
(I assume it was supposed to be "whinning" but maybe that was taken care of via the mute button?)

In the South, there aren't too many electronic gizmos like this: baseball bats do just fine!
LOL

Astraltraveller · #18 11-08-2006, 09:26 PM

OMG I've been so good out in space for so long, I'm think of getting one of those to offer somebody I know one for Christmas.....(**** bad boy Astraltraveller) shouldn't think like that, I got more buttons on my space suit than that gadget will ever have...lol

LadyEye · #19 11-08-2006, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Vasili

"Batteries Not Included"?? - correct, when the "charge" runs out, you need to replace the entire gadget :) (Just a way to secure more sales in the future)
With my luck, it's rechargeable only from a 220v connection. - non-rechargeable, actually self destructing after a nominal amount of time yet to be determined .... :)

I'm still wondering if it's for a chicken or man, (same thing, lol, hee hee) with the spelling of "winging" near the top....unless he already flew the coop!
(I assume it was supposed to be "whinning" but maybe that was taken care of via the mute button?) - "Whinging" I think ......but space was an issue ....

In the South, there aren't too many electronic gizmos like this: baseball bats do just fine! - hope they are the blow up type ..... ouch!!
LOL

Cindy Lou Who is working on the patent and they'll be ready for Christmas Splurging!!

Vasili · #20 11-08-2006, 11:32 PM

KNEW I'd get your attention! LOL You are too cute!

I'd like to see the female version......I'm sure the guys could learn a thing or two about what is important from a lady's perspective!

LadyEye · #21 11-08-2006, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Vasili

KNEW I'd get your attention! LOL You are too cute!

lol .... Vasili ... I am always at attention!! :) (or as attentive as can be)

I'd like to see the female version......I'm sure the guys could learn a thing or two about what is important from a lady's perspective!

ha ha .... the female version ..... well let's leave that up to you guys to design and see what you could come up with .... I anxiously await your invention .... (oops, gee, is a remote as fitting for a lady as it is the man? hmmm .... )

Vasili · #22 11-09-2006, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyEye

ha ha .... the female version ..... well let's leave that up to you guys to design and see what you could come up with .... I anxiously await your invention .... (oops, gee, is a remote as fitting for a lady as it is the man? hmmm .... )

Undoubtedly, there will be a VIBRATE button (independence is always important, as it IS a decision-making device, right??? LOL)

And, since it is so extremely difficult to get a man to do anything both right and instantly, I fear most of the remaining buttons will be self-serving and more to do with ambiance and ancillary devices than manly functionality.......
(I am sure though, a neat function would be TRANSLATE, so men have a hope of understanding what they are hearing.....not that they actually LISTEN...)

LOL

I am tired of being single.....

LadyEye · #23 11-09-2006, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Vasili

Undoubtedly, there will be a VIBRATE button (independence is always important, as it IS a decision-making device, right??? LOL)

And, since it is so extremely difficult to get a man to do anything both right and instantly, I fear most of the remaining buttons will be self-serving and more to do with ambiance and ancillary devices than manly functionality.......
(I am sure though, a neat function would be TRANSLATE, so men have a hope of understanding what they are hearing.....not that they actually LISTEN...)

LOL

I am tired of being single..... "Wake Up"

lol ... with some "fine tuning" Vasili and a little "contrast" you may very well be remotely headed in the right direction ... still pretty "lame" ... but getting there .... lol ... keep trying ....
:)

Vasili · #24 11-09-2006, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol ... with some "fine tuning" Vasili and a little "contrast" you may very well be remotely headed in the right direction ... still pretty "lame" ... but getting there .... lol ... keep trying ....
:)

I'm sorry....I am feeling incredibly obtuse recently: I didn't get it (especially the "wake up" part).

But that's OK, I guess!
I'll be away for a while......

LadyEye · #25 11-09-2006, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Vasili

I'm sorry....I am feeling incredibly obtuse recently: I didn't get it (especially the "wake up" part).

But that's OK, I guess!
I'll be away for a while......

lol Vasili, somedays we all feel like that, it will pass, "wake up" - you were tired .... and that's _____ between _____)

Dream Lady · #26 11-10-2006, 06:06 AM

Ok...I've been working all day and all night on this prototype. What do you think?

Vasili · #27 11-10-2006, 08:50 AM

Priceless!
Just like a good night's sleep once was....before ending up on speed dial, that is!
LOL

Mook25 · #28 11-10-2006, 12:37 PM

Wow new model looks great! Where can we buy one and for how much

LadyEye · #29 11-10-2006, 04:02 PM

Oh my my .... Cindy .... you've outdone yourself ... "Truly Awesome" ....

The ultimate gift ....

FONE

"Fashionable Ornate Natural Energizer" .... the total package ... lol

We'll have to apply a guarantee for those women who are hard to please, but you've got it .... great job .....

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