Thread: 2 Line Jokes

How do you know when you've passed an elephant.










your eyes water and you can't put the toilet seat down.

ah haa..elephant jokes!

What did the elephant say to the naked man??






how do you breathe thru that thing?

how do you get 4 elephants in a blue mini



2 in the front 2 in the back

lol

How do you get DOWN off an elephant?





you Don't get DOWN off an elephant, you get DOWN off a duck ....

What weighs 5,000lbs and wears glass slippers?






Cinderelephant.

How do you hide an elephant?





paint its toenails all different colors and hide em in the jellybean bowl.

How do you know when you have an elephant in your fridge



There's a blue mini parked outside.

Why do elephants paint their private parts red



So they can hide in Cherry Trees

Whats the most AWSOME sound an elephant can hear



A giraffe EATING Cerries in the next tree.....

You got this elephant a bit worried.