Thread: The Husband Store-Enter if you dare

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.




She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"




Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.




She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


This is for all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
can handle the truth

Funny and right (oooo i'm gonna get such a slating from the ladies for saying that now lol)

lol .... well now doesn't that just about sum it up ... hee hee .....
with this in mind Cindy, perhaps we ought to make many different models of the Ladies "Fone" .... and again, longevity is not an issue, "returns, repairs and rejects" might be things to consider ... lol

ooooo below the belt!!! Oh well s'pose i deserved it. lol

HA ha ha ha ha .....I love it couldn't put it better myself......LMHOL

Hmmmmm.

lol DreamLady

lol
I dont see my floor?
Maybe they have a basement.

very funny

Can you Imagine the line of women standing at that store entry if they had a sale on?:

Buy one Item from the 6th floor, get 2 free ones from the 4th floor..... I reckon you'd need crowd control police.. lol

Originally Posted by ez-ez

Can you Imagine the line of women standing at that store entry if they had a sale on?:

Buy one Item from the 6th floor, get 2 free ones from the 4th floor..... I reckon you'd need crowd control police.. lol

lol Carlos ....

Daring to Enter the Husband Store ..... hee hee

Remember there is an old saying, "It's only a Bargain If You Need It" ....., lmao.... but I never listen to that, My shopping and a few others I know, all starts with "Whoever Gets It First" lol ..... run run run!!