Thread: Newly Weds "A Little Risque"

This newlywed couple had never been intimate with each other before their honeymoon nite. (oh, quit laughing already, lol)
Anyway, he said "Honey, you slip into something soft and sweet and I'll be back in a minute"! So she did just that. She sat on the bed in her lovely sweet outfit, just waiting for her beau.
He entered the room, wearing nothing but a smile.
She looked him up and down and back down again.
She noticed his odd shaped toes. She said, "Honey, ooh, what is wrong with your toes?" He said, "Oh sweetie, that's "Toelio", nothing to worry about, had it since I was born". Oh she said.
So she looked up a little further and said, "Honey, ooh, what is wrong with your knees?" He said, "Oh sweeties, that's "Neasles", nothing to worry about, I inherited those from great grandad, it's a family trait". Oh she said.
So she looked up a little further and said, "Oh, don't tell me, you've got "Small Cox" .... lol

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oh my~lol

Poor man, waited all that time for her and all she could do was find faults. lol

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