Thread: The Hormone Hostage ... lol

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month

when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life


in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as


a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,


or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?


SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.


SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you SO worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?


SAFEST: Let's go to Tiffany's.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of *****s left.


SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.


SAFEST: You should take a nice hot bath.

The definition of PMS...Pack My Suitcase

Cute Holly!