Thread: Appropriately modern

Not poking fun nor endorsing anything, someone sent me this and I find it fitting.

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They faxed.
They E-mailed.
They E-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all of his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES."

Priceless, Bill!
You have a knack for brevity, I tell ya!

My....don't we clean up nicely?? She tell you to lose your cigar to take this? Shame....
LOL

Allright Bill!! That was great. I've never seen that one! and yes Vasili, Bill does clean up nicely!!

good one - very funny like the new picture ann

I like it. lol

Very very good! And now I need to learn to do that .. um..save thing...lol






PS..the queen of copy/paste had taken the link to the new album!!!...hehe

Originally Posted by kassi59

Very very good! And now I need to learn to do that .. um..save thing...lol






PS..the queen of copy/paste had taken the link to the new album!!!...hehe

Beautiful Kate, we are hoping all vodaliens take the link, in fact from reading we may have a few more christenings to do yet, get ready Manuel, you have to "do" more yet!! :)