Thread: Italian Boy's Confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose woman.

"The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later,
so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

"The priest sighs in frustration.
"You're very tight lipped,Johnny Parisi, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4months.
Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew,
and his friend Nino slidesover and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads."

Ha Ha. I like it. I wish I could be told i could not work for 5 months due to sinning. lol

Very good!

Hee hee ... those bad boys are everywhere .... lol

EH EH EH ...Kate nice one...love it

Good one Kate.

Another good one!

Good one

Lol, good one. Quite a negotiator.

lol nice one

I cant believe it! My nan's name is in that list!! haha first name and surname!! hahahaha. Me thinks I should call el nanna up ;)

Teri

Originally Posted by darklight

I cant believe it! My nan's name is in that list!! haha first name and surname!! hahahaha. Me thinks I should call el nanna up ;)

Teri

lol Teri ... is your nan's name Nina? Nanna Nina?

Na, the second name on the list!!

Teri!!
(With the famous nan!)

Originally Posted by darklight

Na, the second name on the list!!

Teri!!
(With the famous nan!)

Ah, Teresa ... oh yes, heard about her .... lmao ......... :)

well.. thats my name as well lol but Im not going under that first name anymore hahaha. Oooo my mother is going to have a shock when she finds out what her mother has been up to! lmao!!!

Ahhh..Kate ..good to be back and reading your usual fun posts...missed your jokes and this one was as usual GREAT...ROFL!!