Thread: Little Johnny

Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,

"Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Johnny said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds! And Tristan's mom wants to talk to you!!"

Hahhaahaa Great one!!

Teri

lol ... so much for Grandma knowing everything ....

sometimes we need to ask before we answer

Ooooops....funny

Boy, now that I'm a grandma...I better know all the facts before I answer!! lol

There he goes again!

Johnny is either going to grow up confused or drive us all nuts!!