Thread: TOP TEN LIST: Why Greeks Can't Be Terrorists

TOP 10 REASONS WHY GREEKS CANT BE AIRLINE TERRORISTS

10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.

9. We are always late.....we would have missed all 4 flights (not to mention had too much luggage).

8. Good-looking women on the plane would distract us completely.

7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

6. Food and drink were on the plane, we would be busy eating and drinking (napping afterward foils plans, too).

5. We talk with our hands; we would have put our weapons
down.

4. We would all want to fly the plane.

3. We would argue amongst ourselves and start a fight in the plane.

2. We would definitely have put the Greek flag on the windshield of the plane before takeoff, thereby blowing our cover.

...and the Number One Reason Why Greeks Cant Be Terrorists:

1. We would have bragged to everyone a week before doing it!

LOL - or is that just what you'd have us believe??

lol .... sounds pretty lame to me ..... sounds like a family though, lol

lol Vasili

HAHAHA Ya know, I think that would count for us Italians lol. Mostly the talking with the hands part lol

Nice one!
Regards
Teri

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol .... sounds pretty lame to me ..... sounds like a family though, lol

Lame? Hmmmm.

And the more you know about Greeks, the more you realize that somewhere, somehow, they are all related....(it gets annoying).

LOL, sounds that it would count for the whole mediteranian