Thread: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

This one is the for Women with a Man like this in their life!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the chequebook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. He hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He then ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, Breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he Cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M . he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

justice after all

I think God was too soft on him... he should've made him breast feed the baby for a year, and go through at least 1 menstral cycle... then maybe he would have an idea what it's like to be a woman... lol

lol Mandy

Wasn't there a song made just like this ... Mr. Mom or something ... yeah I believe there was .... Some can only learn by experience ... lol

LOL....ahhh..justice for some women...lol

Lol, and yes there was a movie, Michael Keaton played Mr. Mom.

lol

There was also another movie (comedy) where Arnold Schwazneger played a pregnant man... can't remember what it was called thou...

Originally Posted by MandyN

There was also another movie (comedy) where Arnold Schwazneger played a pregnant man... can't remember what it was called thou...

Mandy, lol, you sound just like me ... it's something like that right ... I remember the movie and the song, lol, just not their names eh! too funny

Mr. Mom & Mr. Mom for both I think .... lol

So true and they think they have it so bad

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Mandy, lol, you sound just like me ... it's something like that right ... I remember the movie and the song, lol, just not their names eh! too funny

Mr. Mom & Mr. Mom for both I think .... lol

I must admit I can be pretty vague sometimes... and I must be forgiven, as when I gave birth to my first child, the doctor told me it's normal to also lose some brain cells during the birth process, and since I'm pregnant with my second, just watch me day by day as I get dumber and dumber. Oh well Lady, I'm not so bad, even with all my brain cells being lost through child birth, I'm not as bad as some.

Cheers,
Mandy

Originally Posted by MandyN

I must admit I can be pretty vague sometimes... and I must be forgiven, as when I gave birth to my first child, the doctor told me it's normal to also lose some brain cells during the birth process, and since I'm pregnant with my second, just watch me day by day as I get dumber and dumber. Oh well Lady, I'm not so bad, even with all my brain cells being lost through child birth, I'm not as bad as some.

Cheers,
Mandy

lmao ... Eye will definitely keep an EYE on you Mandy, will help when I can remember, how many more months, lol .... E'm always good for a ooh or ah ... or even an eh! lmao ...
And before any of you brilliant men chime in here, remember the rules, lol ....

An Eye for an Eye so to speak... lol I'm almost into the 2nd Trimester, so there will be plenty of time to witness my intellectual demise. My man wouldn't dare come in here and chime... he knows what's good for him... hehehe.

WARNING: Pregnant women can be dangerous!

Originally Posted by MandyN

An Eye for an Eye so to speak... lol I'm almost into the 2nd Trimester, so there will be plenty of time to witness my intellectual demise. My man wouldn't dare come in here and chime... he knows what's good for him... hehehe.

WARNING: Pregnant women can be dangerous!

Lot's of time to notice eh! Eye'll keep a chart, might be worth it's weight in gold someday ... lol ..........

And yeah I agree, Pregnant women can be dangerous and he had better keep the rules .... lol ......... poor guy, you know you can sympathize without bending ... lmao ... just sympathize when they are not looking or listening ... lol

lmao... funny thing is he just walked in and read it... lol
As for telling him to keep the rules, that is like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey... lol He likes a challenge, he's a very naughty boy.

if man had the first child, woman the second there would never be a third - if men had children

Originally Posted by MandyN

An Eye for an Eye so to speak... lol I'm almost into the 2nd Trimester, so there will be plenty of time to witness my intellectual demise. My man wouldn't dare come in here and chime... he knows what's good for him... hehehe.

WARNING: Pregnant women can be dangerous!

lol ....... what was that you were saying Mandy..... that is why we can never say never, lol ....... prove us wrong all the time ... or perhaps, that is a great opening story for my chart I'll keep on you ... yes yes, most appropriate ... have a good day today, lmao ..... chapter 2 on the way .. lol

I agree Ann ...

Originally Posted by asirimarco

if man had the first child, woman the second there would never be a third - if men had children

I agree! the population as we know it wouldnt be!...lol...
Ive been on both ends of the situation.
stay at home/man to work
woman(me) to work/man stay at home...

So I speak from experience.....going to work is AWESOME!...lol

hmmmm

hmmmm...lol....

And another thing to add is that I would never never want a man to go thru a monthly cycle, ah man, can you imagine the whinning?.......lol

Well Glomania attempted to fix the General of this dilemma with his new hair do, however, Glomania was left bopping ... and speaking of tht General he is still bopping to this day, isn't it time you release him??

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol ....... what was that you were saying Mandy..... that is why we can never say never, lol ....... prove us wrong all the time ... or perhaps, that is a great opening story for my chart I'll keep on you ... yes yes, most appropriate ... have a good day today, lmao ..... chapter 2 on the way .. lol

I agree Ann ...

Oh... did I say never?... cause I never say never... I mean, I would never... well never in my wildest dreams... hang on, did I just say never? S**** everything I just said, cause I would never want any of it to come true. lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

hmmmm...lol....

And another thing to add is that I would never never want a man to go thru a monthly cycle, ah man, can you imagine the whinning?.......lol

You're so right Kassi, could you imagine it...

Man: My head hurts, my stomach hurts, I can't get out of bed, I can't go to work, can you make me a cup of tea, I think I'm dying, etc...
Woman: There is a little tablet that will fix all that, here, swallow this.
Man: No, I don't like taking tablets, I'll be right. Ohhhhh... the pain, the pain.

Women are definately the stronger ones. lol

Are we man bashing again Ladies, lol .... a little louder I think ... I could hardly hear you ...

Speaking of Male Pregancy...Anyone know what happened with Mr. Lee's Pregancy? lol I believe it was a hoax and supposedly was to inspire some form of art. But it sure looked and sounded real. Take a look at this movie they even did!

http://www.malepregnancy.com/movie/index.shtml

hmmmmm

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Speaking of Male Pregancy...Anyone know what happened with Mr. Lee's Pregancy? lol I believe it was a hoax and supposedly was to inspire some form of art. But it sure looked and sounded real. Take a look at this movie they even did!

http://www.malepregnancy.com/movie/index.shtml

I don't know whether to believe it or not... and if it was true, Cindy just like you, I want to know what happened? It's all too freaky to me... if nature doesn't allow it naturally, then I'm of the opinion of 'don't try to fix it, if it aint broke'. I'm not sure how much of that website anyone has looked at, but they are you're modern day frankenstien creating mad scientists... did anyone see the link for 'head transplants'?

It is under the heading Transplantation Surgical Services

http://www.rythospital.com/patientcare/

Cheers,
Mandy

Unbelievable ....

No such thing as Mr. Mom ... Man or not ....

Lol !