Thread: How cold is it outside?

How Cold Is Cold?

60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

50 Miami residents turn on the heat

40 You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming

35 Italian cars don't start

32 Water freezes

30 You plan your vacation to Australia

25 Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming

20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation further South

15 French cars don't start, Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

10 You need jumper cables to get the car going

5 American cars don't start

0 Alaskans put on T-shirts

-10 German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist

-20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, Politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start

-25 Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get the driver going

-30 You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start

-40 Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweaters, Your car helps you plan your trip South

-50 Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window

-80 Hell freezes over, Polar bears move South

-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

very funny. we are worse than the Californias. We put on sweaters when it is 75. Most people here don't own sweaters or business suits or ssports jackets, native dress levis and playeras.

"-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets"

HA!! Nice *sends as E-mail to Lawyer friends*
Wicked!
Teri

Amazing how sales of winter parkas go up in Miami when temps drop to 60.

And in Miami, I be heat goes on much before 50! That's friggin cold for me - and I spent most of my life living in the north including Minnesota. LOL

it got cold here in vegas - both heaters in house came on - pond in back yard froze 1/4" wow - went down and turned heater on in motorhome (in storage) so pipes wouldn't freeze - amazing how you change depending on where you live - I remember living in Wyo when it was below 0 for days on end and we played outside.

It's definately cold today, s****ping my windows and warming up the jeep in the mornings, ice crystals on the windows.....brrrrrr

It's very hot in Europe, no snow so far. Send the story to some laywer friends of mine.

Originally Posted by nlnieu16

It's very hot in Europe, no snow so far. Send the story to some laywer friends of mine.

Well might just as well make it complete, and send them a snowman and a flake .. lol

here you go ....