Thread: The New Alphabet

A is for *****, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now...The New Alphabet

A is for arthritis;
B is the bad back,
C is the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!

LOL how cool!
Teri

Well that is just great Bill ... and who says things don't get better with age ... not only that it's much better than the younger alphabet, this one rhymes .. how great is that ... lol ......... good one!! Worthy to put in a few xmas cards I think .... tks

Wow....Do I know you and you know me?

nice lol

well I guess it is better than the alternative ann

Hey Bill,
That is better than the old alphabet.....lol
But letters A and L are as follows:

A..... is for Alien, Alien the Leader.....
L..... is for Leader, Leader of the Aliens....

In futur there are no A's and L's in the new alphabet as that is soly for the Aliens to Lead the world.......lol

ah hahaha...good one.

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Hey Bill,
That is better than the old alphabet.....lol
But letters A and L are as follows:

A..... is for Alien, Alien the Leader.....
L..... is for Leader, Leader of the Aliens....

In futur there are no A's and L's in the new alphabet as that is soly for the Aliens to Lead the world.......lol

oh my Manuel ... you are too funny .........

Originally Posted by LadyEye

oh my Manuel ... you are too funny .........

You think I am..?????......lol
But dont you think I'm right?......those letters belong to us......roflmao

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

You think I am..?????......lol
But dont you think I'm right?......those letters belong to us......roflmao

Yes I do so agree ManAlien ... and now that you mention the fact that those letters belong to us, I need to wrestle you for the L ... L is for Ladlien - LadyEye .... oh no, I'm taking on the leader ..... lmao

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Yes I do so agree ManAlien ... and now that you mention the fact that those letters belong to us, I need to wrestle you for the L ... L is for Ladlien - LadyEye .... oh no, I'm taking on the leader ..... lmao

OK LadLien you can have them with the permission of THE LEADER USE THEM WISELY......LOL

Awe thank you Leader ... but I had a great idea ..... I'll take the little l and you take the big L .... that will work out perfectly ....... you the big guy, I the little eye .... roflmao .... ManAlien .. you cave very easily .. you must be a pleasure to live with ....... :)

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Awe thank you Leader ... but I had a great idea ..... I'll take the little l and you take the big L .... that will work out perfectly ....... you the big guy, I the little eye .... roflmao .... ManAlien .. you cave very easily .. you must be a pleasure to live with ....... :)

No No I'm not greedy, You being the 2nd in COMMAND you can also have the big L....LOLadlien
And no I don't cave easy I just like to be polite.....lol.....and a pleasure that is the answer from the people always around me......but that's me by nature.....lol

Now you are a total "Elite leader" ... wow not too many leaders would give up the big stuff for their little guys, I mean little eyes, lol .....

Okay ....... you the leader
Me .... Ladlien ....

Now don't you go forgetting that and be using my Big L, cause I am greedy, roflmao, .......... Dear Santa, "I want it All" .... lol

You are a true pleasure ... can't wait until 2014 when we can all meet at Moon Camp ... lol ....

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Now you are a total "Elite leader" ... wow not too many leaders would give up the big stuff for their little guys, I mean little eyes, lol .....

Okay ....... you the leader
Me .... Ladlien ....

Now don't you go forgetting that and be using my Big L, cause I am greedy, roflmao, .......... Dear Santa, "I want it All" .... lol

You are a true pleasure ... can't wait until 2014 when we can all meet at Moon Camp ... lol ....

Ok Ok I can see YOU'RE HAPPPPPPPYYY NOW, I'm Happy that I made you HAAPPPPPPYYY.........LOL

Moon Camp 2014 only???? those guys at NASA are slow......lol

Lmao ... yes indeed, when I've been given a present I will splash it all around Leaving noone to guess what the present I received is ...

Lasting Large Letters Leave LadyEye & Ladlien Lavishly

Lookout Now!! LoL

Are you sure you really want to part with all these nice L's leader?


Lmao

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Lmao ... yes indeed, when I've been given a present I will splash it all around Leaving noone to guess what the present I received is ...

Lasting Large Letters Leave LadyEye & Ladlien Lavishly

Lookout Now!! LoL

Are you sure you really want to part with all these nice L's leader?


Lmao

What a pleasure, ofcause I do.....lol

lol Bill

Hey bill thats nice, you mind still young I suppose ?