Thread: EzEZ Who?

well well well, looksee looksee looksee ....

Hi EzEz

So Nice to see you ..... glad you needed a break and come to see us .... you left us out in the cold ...

Welcome Back!!

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.


Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
It's true....Comet cleans sinks!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.
If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.


And oh yeah, I take the above post and title of this thread back, EZEZ didn't even stop to say Hi! :(
It's all about the jokes now ......

Originally Posted by LadyEye

well well well, looksee looksee looksee ....

Hi EzEz

So Nice to see you ..... glad you needed a break and come to see us .... you left us out in the cold ...

Welcome Back!!

What you mean he's back I haven't seen him, is he that quick in and out ....lol.

Any way if you out there Ez-Ez WELCOME BACK

Welcome back EzEz....whe'rd he go...(looking around and scratching head....) hmmmm...

Ez com EZ go....lol here the last paparazzi photo I saw....he must be held hostage under 3 very large blonde women that wont let him go......lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

Ez com EZ go....lol here the last paparazzi photo I saw....he must be held hostage under 3 very large blonde women that wont let him go......lol

The lucky Bugger.....lol.......Only he should be so lucky....he hopes......lol

I think hes being held against his will..or was that willing...hmmm, cant seem to remember...lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

I think hes being held against his will..or was that willing...hmmm, cant seem to remember...lol

Makes us wonder doesn't it....the way he disappears for weeks on end.....lol....then he comes back for afew moments and is gone again....lol

Yes Kate & Manuel

EzEz was on here last night, I saw him, he didn't say a word, I made the thread for him and he didn't even say a word ....

hmmmm ......

Ah hes become a lurker.... thas not good....lol

Did you do the pic Kate? If so good job. Sorry to butt in on this thread.

ayup I put in all his faves...lol...jelly beans, pretzels and a lager...lol

hey and dont appologize or we all will have to....lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

ayup I put in all his faves...lol...jelly beans, pretzels and a lager...lol

Well if that doesn't bring him back, nothing will. Good job, very talented at what you do.

Off subject...sort of, I really like the fence pic, do you know the one I mean?
Well done.

awe, thanks...ya that fence is right across the road from me..thought it had personality...so I shot it....its one of my favorites too...

well my dear, looks like its time to go shovel snow...as I think of the diary ..lol...
very bad right now.....big storm..Ill send it up to you! I like to share..lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

well my dear, looks like its time to go shovel snow...as I think of the diary ..lol...
very bad right now.....big storm..Ill send it up to you! I like to share..lol

Sorry to hear that Kate ... yeah I think we will be up to shovelling tomorrow too, well that is the latest forecast ...

Oh my to live in Florida would be nice right about now eh!!

Kate

You do an awesome job for sure on the photo ... even made Ezez look good ... lol ....

Is that Red Stripe Beer Kate???

Yum .....

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Kate

You do an awesome job for sure on the photo ... even made Ezez look good ... lol ....

Is that Red Stripe Beer Kate???

Yum .....

Even with all that he's refusing to pop in and say hello....bad bad Ez-Ez....bad bad .....lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Even with all that he's refusing to pop in and say hello....bad bad Ez-Ez....bad bad .....lol

Yeah I agree leader ... do you think we should try beeming him up again, do you think that might solve the problem??

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Yeah I agree leader ... do you think we should try beeming him up again, do you think that might solve the problem??

No for now that lonely Alien leave him to float in space.......Foe now he's our lost cause......lol...... he just playing hard to get, I bet he's always listening in...lol
Aren't you Ez-Ez.....Still no reply....ha ha ha ha .

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

No for now that lonely Alien leave him to float in space.......Foe now he's our lost cause......lol...... he just playing hard to get, I bet he's always listening in...lol
Aren't you Ez-Ez.....Still no reply....ha ha ha ha .

ha ha ha ... yes Leader ... you are right ... totally agree .....

He is "Our Lost Cause" .... especially when he snuck his nose in here the other night and didn't even say Hi!! I certainly won't be letting him share my seat, Red Stripe, Jerky Chicken, Strawberry Delight, Martinis, Olives or anything else ... agreed ....

Like I say ....

EzEz Who?

Originally Posted by LadyEye

ha ha ha ... yes Leader ... you are right ... totally agree .....

He is "Our Lost Cause" .... especially when he snuck his nose in here the other night and didn't even say Hi!! I certainly won't be letting him share my seat, Red Stripe, Jerky Chicken, Strawberry Delight, Martinis, Olives or anything else ... agreed ....

Like I say ....

EzEz Who?

Your seat will always be your's.....lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Your seat will always be your's.....lol

ty LEADER

The seat is graciously accepted and will be treasured for all of alienity ... lol

N'awe, you all are really strict!....poor ezez...Ill share. I might have a snack or to left over from my seafood managerie and a sip of ting too...not much, but Ill share.....

Originally Posted by kassi59

N'awe, you all are really strict!....poor ezez...Ill share. I might have a snack or to left over from my seafood managerie and a sip of ting too...not much, but Ill share.....

What do you mean poor EzEz,he goes AWOL, and then does not return when instructed to do so by THE LEADER, bad bad EzEz......lol

yeah, yeah ..... you too "soft" Kate .... we have to impose the laws ....

and if you are caught sharing with EzEz, you just might suffer consequences too ....

woo hooo ..... i like this bossy role .....

I am growing horns as we speak ........... lmao

Get em Leader ... lol

Originally Posted by LadyEye

yeah, yeah ..... you too "soft" Kate .... we have to impose the laws ....

and if you are caught sharing with EzEz, you just might suffer consequences too ....

woo hooo ..... i like this bossy role .....

I am growing horns as we speak ........... lmao

Get em Leader ... lol

Thats my girl......lol.....I feel very proud you taking charge my 2nd in COMMAND .....do not let any one disobey your orders....lol

la la la la la

strolling along, head stuck up in the air, Leader grants me commanding duties, la la la la, i like the role, how far will i go ... lol ....

la la la la

Oh what a happy day ...........


EzEz come - Easy Go ... ho ho ho ......

No space ship for EzEz ... he's gonna be on the back burner, you know, the one we have to release before we get to our camp .... ho ho ho ....
and away EzEz go .... lmao ..........

Originally Posted by LadyEye

la la la la la

strolling along, head stuck up in the air, Leader grants me commanding duties, la la la la, i like the role, how far will i go ... lol ....

la la la la

Oh what a happy day ...........


EzEz come - Easy Go ... ho ho ho ......

No space ship for EzEz ... he's gonna be on the back burner, you know, the one we have to release before we get to our camp .... ho ho ho ....
and away EzEz go .... lmao ..........

So glad you happy.... you'll go far.....EzEz wont come and EzEz wont go....lol

hee hee hee ... hope Ezez is Ezezdropping in on this one ... ha ha ha (evil laugh) lol ....

Ok, I've got to get some more work done ... take over Leader, keep all these vodaliens in line .... :) I'll Check back soon!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

hee hee hee ... hope Ezez is Ezezdropping in on this one ... ha ha ha (evil laugh) lol ....

Ok, I've got to get some more work done ... take over Leader, keep all these vodaliens in line .... :) I'll Check back soon!!

Shall do 2nd in Command....

Originally Posted by LadyEye

yeah, yeah ..... you too "soft" Kate .... we have to impose the laws ....

and if you are caught sharing with EzEz, you just might suffer consequences too ....

woo hooo ..... i like this bossy role .....

I am growing horns as we speak ........... lmao

Get em Leader ... lol

But Im the morals officer. I dont do anything but help and cheer..pout...
Im so lost....lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

But Im the morals officer. I dont do anything but help and cheer..pout...
Im so lost....lol

My Dear Kate,

As your LEADER I ask who appointed you the Morals Officer......with out my or my 2nd in Command's permission....lol

LEADER WOULD LIKE AN EXPLANATION.....

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

My Dear Kate,

As your LEADER I ask who appointed you the Morals Officer......with out my or my 2nd in Command's permission....lol

LEADER WOULD LIKE AN EXPLANATION.....

Well my honored leader. I did. You and second command were busy being boss and didnt have the time to see there needed to be a morals officer, so I appointed myself...and I stand by that discission, behind every 1st and 2nd officer is a wonderful morals officer! DO I MAKE MY POINT?
hehe..I yelled...lol, shakin now, but lol..I yelled..haha.

Originally Posted by kassi59

Well my honored leader. I did. You and second command were busy being boss and didnt have the time to see there needed to be a morals officer, so I appointed myself...and I stand by that discission, behind every 1st and 2nd officer is a wonderful morals officer! DO I MAKE MY POINT?
hehe..I yelled...lol, shakin now, but lol..I yelled..haha.

My Dear Kate, thank you for being so honest about THE LEADER and 2nd in COMMAND and yourself.
Next time please do consult with us. But as myself I'm sure my 2nd in COMMAND will not mind, as you were honest about it, hope you can take on the duties and set good Morals to the rest of the ALIEN FAMILY,We expect you to set them high.

SO BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME THE LEADER I here appoint you to the position of MORALS OFFICER.

Originally Posted by kassi59

Well my honored leader. I did. You and second command were busy being boss and didnt have the time to see there needed to be a morals officer, so I appointed myself...and I stand by that discission, behind every 1st and 2nd officer is a wonderful morals officer! DO I MAKE MY POINT?
hehe..I yelled...lol, shakin now, but lol..I yelled..haha.

lol ... good for you Kate ... we see you are getting tough!!

Morals Officer eh! ... Well now you have me rethinking about the blueberry cake, so the best I can offer you is a pie ... lol

You will make a fine Morals Officer ... look what you did to me, made me give up my blueberries .... lol

hope you like it!!



ManAlien..... you've made a mighty fine choice, a pleasure to welcome Kate as Morals Officer

OH YUMS!...looking good! Ill take that slurps gobbbles...


I think I made a typo tho...what I mean to be is a "MORALE's (keep up the spirits) officer..lol..as there arent any morals here..lol

Oh so not Morals, Spirits then, more like Red Stripe you mean- awe perfect ... you can still have the pie, lol, and you would have your work cut out for you I think the other way... especially when it comes to your leader and 2nd in command ... we are ruthless ... we show no mercy. Too bad for EzEz then ... lol

A few more blueberry cakes and I would have caved, but more Red Stripe is better for me .... hee hee .....

So we will soar high on our "Spirits" .... and Bill hopefully, will bring the tea for the morning after and I would recommend with all this food we will need a bit of "green tea" don't you think ....

We will have to consider a day of fasting, or maybe more than one, so much good ....

I can't wait for the trip - it's certainly not coming as quick as light years, lol

ayup! Morale! red stripe and ya know for some tea is a spirit lifter! the dull at mind need more help, thas why we need the red stripes...lol...

so, my bags are packed, hey who knows maybe ez is already there!

Yeah, I hear you loud and clear now ...

Well it certainly would be nice if EzEz was already there, preparing things for our landing, would be nothing better than landing on a bed of jelly beans ... lol ...

But ........ I am thinking we would be putting to much faith into EzEz to think that ... I think he is being subtracted or I mean distracted from some of dem dere broads on dem dere roller skates .... yeah, I think that is it ...
If he keeps going, he'll be riding a jelly bean, lol ...

awe landing on a bed of jelly beans <lost in that fantacy>

Ez Ez, if you see this, well mate, you were right, god damn it, we have to do something about it, I can't imagine that you really left a trace of an aussie soldier behind the wall.

Originally Posted by Nite Producer

Ez Ez, if you see this, well mate, you were right, god damn it, we have to do something about it, I can't imagine that you really left a trace of an aussie soldier behind the wall.

Yeah, well it's Ezez who is behind the wall, he's hiding from all of us .... just wait until he comes out .... there will be more than soldiers waiting for him .... poor EzeZ .... yeah right!!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Yeah, well it's Ezez who is behind the wall, he's hiding from all of us .... just wait until he comes out .... there will be more than soldiers waiting for him .... poor EzeZ .... yeah right!!!

Or pheraps he is collecting more jelly beans

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Or pheraps he is collecting more jelly beans

Yeah are they female with blonde hair ... lmao

Is that the collecting EzEz is doing ...

How can he do this?

He must be wore out by now and needs a safe place to relax in vodalienland ... don't u think?

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Yeah are they female with blonde hair ... lmao

Is that the collecting EzEz is doing ...

How can he do this?

He must be wore out by now and needs a safe place to relax in vodalienland ... don't u think?

I think I can agree with you on that....lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

I think I can agree with you on that....lol

Do you know it just dawned on me ....

EzEz is in the "Roller Skate" business ....

Little devil, is trying to drive up sales of roller blades .....

That's just what he is up to .....

I'll betcha!!

No ship for easy .... Our ship will be filled with Vodacious Aliens all whom own a Topless Prosch, Cadillac, well the upper class cars, for sure ....

Long Live the Vodaliens!!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Do you know it just dawned on me ....

EzEz is in the "Roller Skate" business ....

Little devil, is trying to drive up sales of roller blades .....

That's just what he is up to .....

I'll betcha!!

No ship for easy .... Our ship will be filled with Vodacious Aliens all whom own a Topless Prosch, Cadillac, well the upper class cars, for sure ....

Long Live the Vodaliens!!!

With our sports cars, we dont need any roller skates .....lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

With our sports cars, we dont need any roller skates .....lol

Roller skates or no roller skates, He still hasn't said a word......lol not even a Bip...bip...bip....bip.......roflmao