Thread: Signs.......

Do you have any humorous signs or pics? I found this one.....lol

No ... Not really ....

That's a great one!!

Thought I would share the new Vodalien Throne with you.

Those are too funny.....lol lol lol


Here's a ****

Originally Posted by C L

Those are too funny.....lol lol lol


Here's a ****

That's my eye, lol ...........

Originally Posted by C L

Those are too funny.....lol lol lol


Here's a ****

LOL My son want's an **** for Christmas. I think I shall print this out and give it to him! lmao

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

LOL My son want's an **** for Christmas. I think I shall print this out and give it to him! lmao

Glad I could help make Christmas a bit cheaper....lol I'm sure he'll be thrilled....

lol LE .... your I

"A salted" peanut

Read this one on a site

In a Tokyo Hotel: It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

lol nlnieu

Found some more....

That third one is just gross .... that first one is cute and perhaps Trish would like that for her site .... that 2nd one is just, well like the third, a bum .... oh my ....

Oh, that's cute....right click, save. lol

Know what this one is?

Could only imagine it must be Dr. Pepper ....

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

That's a great one!!

Thought I would share the new Vodalien Throne with you.

MMMMMMHHHHHHH......Very very interesing.......maybe I should have 2 installed in my space ship, won't lose any time when navegating through the galaxy.......One the Leader and one for 2nd in Command......lol

yep....

Know what these ones are?

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

MMMMMMHHHHHHH......Very very interesing.......maybe I should have 2 installed in my space ship, won't lose any time when navegating through the galaxy.......One the Leader and one for 2nd in Command......lol

Guest Aliens? Did you forget?

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

MMMMMMHHHHHHH......Very very interesing.......maybe I should have 2 installed in my space ship, won't lose any time when navegating through the galaxy.......One the Leader and one for 2nd in Command......lol

Thanks Manuel .... that's perfect ........ I knew I wanted one of those front seats .... and that's a charmer ... lol

Originally Posted by C L

Guest Aliens? Did you forget?

Guest get the normal ones, just like on planes......Only Leaders get to fly in extra comfort.
But dont worry the normal ones in our space ship also have some gadgets...lol

Yes well ok, if you say so.....but I'll remember this one when it comes to who gets the most wine.......me, you'll get a normal glass, I get a bigga glass.....lol Gadgets? That could be scary.

Originally Posted by C L

Yes well ok, if you say so.....but I'll remember this one when it comes to who gets the most wine.......me, you'll get a normal glass, I get a bigga glass.....lol Gadgets? That could be scary.

Now Now...CL..let's not get on the leaders baaad side...we don't wan't extra KP duties...we've already got the 2nd giving us all the Kitchen clean up we can deal with....I for one need a break and some damm cake...lol

Originally Posted by C L

Yes well ok, if you say so.....but I'll remember this one when it comes to who gets the most wine.......me, you'll get a normal glass, I get a bigga glass.....lol Gadgets? That could be scary.

Small glass for me is fine, you the law....Can't drink and drive.....oops meant fly.......lol

Gadgets no scary......they could be handy for those long trips into space.....lol

Originally Posted by beegud2

Now Now...CL..let's not get on the leaders baaad side...we don't wan't extra KP duties...we've already got the 2nd giving us all the Kitchen clean up we can deal with....I for one need a break and some damm cake...lol

Now there's a good Beelien .... atta girl ... respect your leader ...

Originally Posted by beegud2

Now Now...CL..let's not get on the leaders baaad side...we don't wan't extra KP duties...we've already got the 2nd giving us all the Kitchen clean up we can deal with....I for one need a break and some damm cake...lol

Yes, perhaps you are right about that Beez....ssssssssh maybe he won't notice.....why do we get the kitchen duties? Who's idea was that? I thought we were guests? Yes get some damm cake.....lol Here have a donut to hold you over.

Thanks for the lats, Astral.....love it!

Jeez, you Alien leaders are fast.....ghost like....lol That's kinda scary. Two people post before I post.....I need some damm cake, I've had too much wine..

Originally Posted by C L

yep....

Know what these ones are?

Bud Light?
Water under the table?
Knight Horse?
Tap Dancers....(I cheated on this one..it's in the url) lol

dammm...didn't kno wthe 2nd was around too...hello ma'am ...(saluting briskly)
(they're sneaking up on us CL...we need new strategy...lol....and we can always try and sneak a quick drive in their mondules....hmmmm....we have to be ssneakier....)

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Bud Light?
Water under the table?
Knight Horse?
Tap Dancers....(I cheated on this one..it's in the url) lol

Budlight yes
Tap Dancers yes
The rest ..... close

Originally Posted by beegud2

Now Now...CL..let's not get on the leaders baaad side...we don't wan't extra KP duties...we've already got the 2nd giving us all the Kitchen clean up we can deal with....I for one need a break and some damm cake...lol

AAAHHHHH..!!!!! So you 2 think you need a break....lol
I'll show your two Highnesses a break......lol

LOL...good one DL....gosh I can't think of any...hmmm...i'll have to come with soem now...lol

Originally Posted by beegud2

dammm...didn't kno wthe 2nd was around too...hello ma'am ...(saluting briskly)
(they're sneaking up on us CL...we need new strategy...lol....and we can always try and sneak a quick drive in their mondules....hmmmm....we have to be ssneakier....)

Sneaking now....crawling on da floor creeping like.....sssssshh, getting the cake and the wine....ssssssh here's a glass for you, and a bigga one for me.......ssssssh ok let's drink.......sssssshhh hide under the sign.

Originally Posted by C L

Sneaking now....crawling on da floor creeping like.....sssssshh, getting the cake and the wine....ssssssh here's a glass for you, and a bigga one for me.......ssssssh ok let's drink.......sssssshhh hide under the sign.

Now that hit the spot (burp...)....ssssshhh..here comes #1 ...i think he's out to give us more work..the slave driver...who's idea was to it to sign on to this outfit....work work work...sign ...can't an Alien get break....where'e Marvi nand his space Modualtor ...

Originally Posted by C L

Sneaking now....crawling on da floor creeping like.....sssssshh, getting the cake and the wine....ssssssh here's a glass for you, and a bigga one for me.......ssssssh ok let's drink.......sssssshhh hide under the sign.

Hey what's this now...!!!! the 2 of you drinking on your own now, on duty and with out the LEADER'S permission .... got you......I'm all ears......lol

Originally Posted by beegud2

Now that hit the spot (burp...)....ssssshhh..here comes #1 ...i think he's out to give us more work..the slave driver...who's idea was to it to sign on to this outfit....work work work...sign ...can't an Alien get break....where'e Marvi nand his space Modualtor ...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...fs/martian.gif

lol Beez you are too funny, yes he's a slave driver....lol ....sssssssshh ah oh, I think we've been caught drinking on the job......now we'll really be alienated to workdom........who's marvi? Bugs Bunny toons again? ssssssssh No #1 ..... Pour him a big glass, get him drunk, he won't know......sssssssh He's all ears.

Hmmm...mebbe he'll forget....I'll get a bigger glass for him...some real MArtian wine for the big leader...hiccup...lol

I think we're clear.....sshhhhhhh hic cup Here's another drink....buddy ol' pal, we fooled him.....lol ssssssssssh Couldn't really tell it was us, we were camoflaged.....hee hee

Originally Posted by beegud2

Hmmm...mebbe he'll forget....I'll get a bigger glass for him...some real MArtian wine for the big leader...hiccup...lol

Forget hey...!!!! ......Bigger glass ...ha......we shall see who .......

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Forget hey...!!!! ......Bigger glass ...ha......we shall see who .......

Oh great one...you're seeing things..here have another glass of the delicious Martian Wine fro mthe other side specially ordered for your cap;ns table .....best that alien money could buy...(hiccup)...no that wasn't me ...mustahave been those big ears of yours...probably someone in the Engine room....drink up Capn't Sir....long journey an' alll...


HEy CL...wake up ..you think he's buying it...(nudging CL out of slumping postion)

Originally Posted by beegud2

Oh great one...you're seeing things..here have another glass of the delicious Martian Wine fro mthe other side specially ordered for your cap;ns table .....best that alien money could buy...(hiccup)...no that wasn't me ...mustahave been those big ears of yours...probably someone in the Engine room....drink up Capn't Sir....long journey an' alll...


HEy CL...wake up ..you think he's buying it...(nudging CL out of slumping postion)

Oooops sorry about that Beez, yes have another drink.....good alien juice, no you don't have big ears.....(sure he will Beez....he's getting drunker...hiccip I mean cup)

Nice big glass of alien juice along with slice of alien pie.....baked especially for you leader. lol Come now drink up, have a slice. (Did I do good Beez? Falls back to sleep with bottle in her hand, getting totally alienated)

(PAtting Robyn on head and slummping over) -- ya did good...I think we may end up with boppy head from this here alien juice...HEY did c-mas start early ...and damm...I thin kI see two of his greatnessssss....burp..hiccup...sigh

Originally Posted by C L

Oooops sorry about that Beez, yes have another drink.....good alien juice, no you don't have big ears.....(sure he will Beez....he's getting drunker...hiccip I mean cup)

Nice big glass of alien juice along with slice of alien pie.....baked especially for you leader. lol Come now drink up, have a slice. (Did I do good Beez? Falls back to sleep with bottle in her hand, getting totally alienated)

Ho no no that won't be.....the leader as to set examples......and shall not do that.......drink on the job no no .......eat a bit of pie....will do.....lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Ho no no that won't be.....the leader as to set examples......and shall not do that.......drink on the job no no .......eat a bit of pie....will do.....lol

Hiccup...ummm...sure boss what ever you say...we believer...pfftf...yaa sure set examples...here havea nother piece of alien wine soked cake....hehe

Guess you know how to handle the boss Beez....lol gal you are too funny. You have me in stiches......

Another sign/pic

Originally Posted by C L

Guess you know how to handle the boss Beez....lol gal you are too funny. You have me in stiches......

Another sign/pic

STICHES hey......!!!!!!

Ooooops, did I forget to use the invisible ink?

Come on now nobody has guessed what the pics were.....are they too tough or what? How about it?

Dreamlady got two out of the four, nobody has even tried the last pic, and its fairly easy if you think about it.

Beez I missed your pic link you were posting yesterday, but I see it now, lol Marvin martian......

Sorry..been racking my brain...(and now it's out and trying to get it back in my head)...trying to figure out those two...lol

Take that brain off the rack lady, time to use it now.....think think think....not too hard...... do some thinking, we need to spread some Christmas cheer about, people are depending on us.....sssssssssh we won't tell them they don't have the festive spirit........

Originally Posted by C L

Take that brain off the rack lady, time to use it now.....think think think....not too hard...... do some thinking, we need to spread some Christmas cheer about, people are depending on us.....sssssssssh we won't tell them they don't have the festive spirit........

And thats how you wanna get the positions of entertainer on board my ship.......lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

And thats how you wanna get the positions of entertainer on board my ship.......lol

Oh yes, please almighty Leader....another position would be great...we won't be naughty anymore, definately not piggys...we can't help it, we like food ....... doesn't everybody?

Promise....good aliens from now on, especially since Christmas is coming.....and you are flying away with the family to that new Space Planet for the Holidays.....don't you think its time to share the festive spirit? Think we want to be cleaning all over the the holiday season? No, we are much better suited for the Alien Bar....or Flying the Ship.....we definately could have a good time taking you and your alien family to your Holiday destination.....we know all kinds of games for the kids, we like cartoons, we won't teach your wife to drink...nope.


Christmas is the time for sharing...........TIME TO RECONSIDER

Oh HUMBLE ONE ......

signed Humble aliens

AKA C L A. Pig & BEEZ A. Pig (we want new names too)

Really weird !

http://www.joe-ks.com/signs.htm


As, the image isn't working here is the link !

Originally Posted by nlnieu16

http://www.joe-ks.com/signs.htm


As, the image isn't working here is the link !

lol nlnieu

Some good ones there!