Thread: Dear Abby

>Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
>on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that

>my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings but if I
>answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a
>lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
>friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out
>for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I
>can hear a car driving off, as if she
> has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
>taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she

>went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why

>was I checking up on her? Anyway, I have never approached the subject with

>my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last
>night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I

>was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then

>hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came

>home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed
>that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is
>this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
>Thanks, Bob

OMG..ROFL....too funny...lol...I was expecting something totally different...lol....just liek a man...proving once again his love of his car/boat/motorbike etc....good one Sharon.

Really....It goes to show how far they think ahead!

LOL...so true....ohhh well that's why we love em...hehe

pretty good one - guess it's all in the priorities

ann

ayup, short attention span.....lol...

lol Sharon

Lol, very good.

lol Sharon

I must say "I've never seen such sincerity" lol

The more I read this the better I love it! Im copying it and sending to all I know!...lol
What a treasure..very funny!