Thread: Why do Men wear Ear Rings

I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the
answer. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is
wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally
conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion
sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into
earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring, "he
replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then
his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing
one?" "Ever since my wife found it in my car."

quick thinker

lol Astral

Good one astral....i mean oh great leader...lol

Is he a leader in every thread Beez? Does this mean we always have to be hiding our drinks? I know, we will pour our drink into a water bottle, then he'll never know.....perfect, I solved it. Carry on Leader...

Want some water Beez? he he

WATER...why thank you CL..I'm parched and could really use some...lol

Originally Posted by beegud2

WATER...why thank you CL..I'm parched and could really use some...lol

sssssssh not too loud....he he

Lol, good one

Great one !

lol Manuel ... too funny ....

If he quickly had to pierce his ear without freezing when his wife found this earring, then I say yes - "there is justice" lol

Great one Astral!! Sounds like he might wear Nose ring also....for guidance.

Astral, ROFL

Very funny... not only is he wearing the earing, his car has been down graded to rollerskates... lol

And....the panties?
(No wonder he's not on the company bowling team!)

Originally Posted by Vasili

And....the panties?
(No wonder he's not on the company bowling team!)

LOL

Originally Posted by Vasili

And....the panties?
(No wonder he's not on the company bowling team!)

He provably heed them in the bowling bag......lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

He provably heed them in the bowling bag......lol

lol

Originally Posted by MandyN

lol

Hey Mandy now imagine the wife went and have a peep in the bowling bag.....lmao

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Hey Mandy now imagine the wife went and have a peep in the bowling bag.....lmao

I know what I would do to him if I was his wife... he-he, ha-ha, HA-HA-HA-HA! (laughs with an evil look on her face) ... I would greet him at the front door with his bags packed and a pair of roller skates with rusty wheels ready for him. Then I would take him in my car of choice to the steepest hill and park the car at the top. I would then load him up with his really heavy bags and help him to put on his roller skates. Then I would make him put the panties on the outside of his trousers, and with a gental push (but with a hold of the panties) send him off on his way with a wedgy to remember me... lol

Isn't imagination a wonderful thing... lol

lol Mandy .... rusty wheels and all, he'd have no trousers on .... lol

I think it would be better to send him "streaking" down the street on his roller blades ....

What are you singing tonight??

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol Mandy .... rusty wheels and all, he'd have no trousers on .... lol

I think it would be better to send him "streaking" down the street on his roller blades ....

What are you singing tonight??

lol... hmmm that's a better idea... take his trousers and make him wear the panties only... lol

Well, I think after that I would be singing a song by a lady named Meredith Brooks called "I'm a b*tch"... lol

It goes like this...
I'm a b*tch, I'm a lover,
I'm a child, I'm a mother,
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint,
I do not feel ashamed,
I'm your hell, I'm your dream,
I'm nothing in between,
You know you wouldn't want it any other way...

lmao

Originally Posted by MandyN

lol... hmmm that's a better idea... take his trousers and make him wear the panties only... lol

Well, I think after that I would be singing a song by a lady named Meredith Brooks called "I'm a b*tch"... lol

It goes like this...
I'm a b*tch, I'm a lover,
I'm a child, I'm a mother,
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint,
I do not feel ashamed,
I'm your hell, I'm your dream,
I'm nothing in between,
You know you wouldn't want it any other way...

lmao

Now that is Cool Mandy .... gees I can darn near hear you sing it now ...
I luv it ... ha ha ....

Yeah, naked as a jay bird, besides the panties, and heck, let's make it a g-string, lmao ..... and hot pink .... oh my ....

Mandy do you have anything recorded? Would love to listen to you, you know!!

Originally Posted by MandyN

I know what I would do to him if I was his wife... he-he, ha-ha, HA-HA-HA-HA! (laughs with an evil look on her face) ... I would greet him at the front door with his bags packed and a pair of roller skates with rusty wheels ready for him. Then I would take him in my car of choice to the steepest hill and park the car at the top. I would then load him up with his really heavy bags and help him to put on his roller skates. Then I would make him put the panties on the outside of his trousers, and with a gental push (but with a hold of the panties) send him off on his way with a wedgy to remember me... lol

Isn't imagination a wonderful thing... lol

Way to go girl....hey Mandy...that would really make him think twice before he ever tried it again.....lol

By the way I'll be on vocation till 8th January......so girl....have .....a....MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR......

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Now that is Cool Mandy .... gees I can darn near hear you sing it now ...
I luv it ... ha ha ....

Yeah, naked as a jay bird, besides the panties, and heck, let's make it a g-string, lmao ..... and hot pink .... oh my ....

Mandy do you have anything recorded? Would love to listen to you, you know!!

A Pink G-String it is! Hot Pink! We'll make sure he rolls down a hill that has a few Gay Bars along the street, and then the boys can chase after him and save him... lmao

I actually did a recording of that song almost 10 years ago... would have to dig it up. Click on this link below, it is a 30 second sample of Mamma Mia that I recorded 2 years ago. http://www.aussierewards.com/mamma_mia.mp3

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Way to go girl....hey Mandy...that would really make him think twice before he ever tried it again.....lol

By the way I'll be on vocation till 8th January......so girl....have .....a....MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR......

He wouldn't get a 2nd chance with me... lol

You have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year also... have a great time with your loved ones.

Originally Posted by MandyN

A Pink G-String it is! Hot Pink! We'll make sure he rolls down a hill that has a few Gay Bars along the street, and then the boys can chase after him and save him... lmao

I actually did a recording of that song almost 10 years ago... would have to dig it up. Click on this link below, it is a 30 second sample of Mamma Mia that I recorded 2 years ago. http://www.aussierewards.com/mamma_mia.mp3

You, my dear have one F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S voice!!!!!!!!! Post some more of your singing. I loved it!

Originally Posted by C L

You, my dear have one F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S voice!!!!!!!!! Post some more of your singing. I loved it!

Thankyou Robyn... that is very kind of you to say... (blushing now)...

I've been working on a website purely for my singing in my spare time (hardly have any spare time) but I have put it on hold temporarily, as my wonderfully talented man is going to help me with the site, but he is so intensely busy launching his own business empire at the moment.

I'll make some more samples for you.

Here you go Robyn... this should keep you going, the first one is a full length version and the volume is a little low. Second is alomst full version and louder than the first. Third is a compilation of songs I did the last time I recorded in the studio. Hope you enjoy.

http://www.aussierewards.com/burn for you.mp3

http://www.aussierewards.com/own worst enemy.mp3

http://www.aussierewards.com/Mandy Demo sample.mp3

Mandy ... you are incredible!!!!

I hope you don't mind, but I've started your own thread ... this is totally worthy of YOUR OWN THREAD!!!!!!!!!!

You go girl!! Woo Hoo!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Mandy ... you are incredible!!!!

I hope you don't mind, but I've started your own thread ... this is totally worthy of YOUR OWN THREAD!!!!!!!!!!

You go girl!! Woo Hoo!!

OMG! lmao... I'm so embarrassed... lol

No need to be embarrassed Mandy ... but get your butt up the other side ... and post some more in YOUR OWN THREAD ..... lmao

Originally Posted by LadyEye

No need to be embarrassed Mandy ... but get your butt up the other side ... and post some more in YOUR OWN THREAD ..... lmao

Sheesh! pushy, pushy... lol I'll have to see what else I can dig up that is worthy of your praise... lol