Beezy & CL Messy Kitchen Thread

[LadyEye]

Well ladies, I was doing some housekeeping, and you girls seems like you need your own area to make a mess in, I mean there are crumbs everywhere .... I thought I would do you both a favor and give you your own "piggy sty" lol to make a mess in .... please keep all your messy kitchen bahaviour in here .... (p.s. this will prevent the hijacking of other threads with your mess, not nice for others)

I found your pic girls!! :)
CL & Beezy

[beegud2]

CL...you looking a little pink...told you not to over do the martian wine. And why can't we leave here...i like the moseying around in the threads...I don't think we can keep our little piigie hoofs out of Bill's Tidy Kitchen..he has great tea and serves crumpets too I hear...plus Bill nice and will let us in...we'll try not to mess up too much.

Come on CL ...move it...get tht piggy butt movie...we's got places to go, crumbs that need out attention and lil' messes to leave behind..our trademark....hehe

(#2 sure is getting fussy with her kitchen...hehe...do you think it was the eye of newt cake we made for them...naaah......IT WAS THE RATS I TELL YA making all the messes..hehe)

[C L]

CL...you looking a little pink...told you not to over do the martian wine. And why can't we leave here...i like the moseying around in the threads...I don't think we can keep our little piigie hoofs out of Bill's Tidy Kitchen..he has great tea and serves crumpets too I hear...plus Bill nice and will let us in...we'll try not to mess up too much.

Come on CL ...move it...get tht piggy butt movie...we's got places to go, crumbs that need out attention and lil' messes to leave behind..our trademark....hehe

(#2 sure is getting fussy with her kitchen...hehe...do you think it was the eye of newt cake we made for them...naaah......IT WAS THE RATS I TELL YA making all the messes..hehe)

Why am I pink? We were drinking water....lol Anyhoo, can I mosey with yah ..... ssssssh we will have to be quiet when we are in the other threads....invisible ink so we don't upset anyone...hmmmm yes I'd like some tea & crumpets.....hope Bill doesn't mind us coming to visit his thread.....no we won't mess it up....moving the piggy butt gal...I'm in, places to go, people to see, cause some trouble...he he Leave some messes...yep sounds good....we know it was the rats, but nobody believes us....passing a cupcake to yah...ssssh leave no crumbs, make a new spell .... hmmmmm what should it be.... Beez

[beegud2]

Why am I pink? We were drinking water....lol Anyhoo, can I mosey with yah ..... ssssssh we will have to be quiet when we are in the other threads....invisible ink so we don't upset anyone...hmmmm yes I'd like some tea & crumpets.....hope Bill doesn't mind us coming to visit his thread.....no we won't mess it up....moving the piggy butt gal...I'm in, places to go, people to see, cause some trouble...he he Leave some messes...yep sounds good....we know it was the rats, but nobody believes us....passing a cupcake to yah...ssssh leave no crumbs, make a new spell .... hmmmmm what should it be.... Beez

You're pink cause too much Martian wine while we were out partaying and riding around the galaxy. Told you to go easy on it you lil piggy....lolo...snort snort.

You know CL...pigs are given such a bad reputation...and we're so innocent..sniff sniff... even when we didn't do it. I know Katalien is equally as piggy with her jerk chicken , shrimp and ting and nobody makes her clean kitchen. Anyhoo...(taking cupcake from CL and snorting it down)...our day will come and we'll rule...(delusions of grandeur rise in Bee's lil piggy heart..hehe)

(Common CL...I think a few more threads need out attention..but we'll haveto diguise as 'normal' folk.)

[C L]

You're pink cause too much Martian wine while we were out partaying and riding around the galaxy. Told you to go easy on it you lil piggy....lolo...snort snort.

You know CL...pigs are given such a bad reputation...and we're so innocent..sniff sniff... even when we didn't do it. I know Katalien is equally as piggy with her jerk chicken , shrimp and ting and nobody makes her clean kitchen. Anyhoo...(taking cupcake from CL and snorting it down)...our day will come and we'll rule...(delusions of grandeur rise in Bee's lil piggy heart..hehe)

(Common CL...I think a few more threads need out attention..but we'll haveto diguise as 'normal' folk.)

Yeah, bad reputation.....yeah we know Katalien is a piggy.....blueberry cake piggy...anyhow we said we would share, cause were not real piggies...snort snort....have another cupcake (passing two) chomping on three myself...

Normal folk....explain normal????

[beegud2]

Yeah, bad reputation.....yeah we know Katalien is a piggy.....blueberry cake piggy...anyhow we said we would share, cause were not real piggies...snort snort....have another cupcake (passing two) chomping on three myself...

Normal folk....explain normal????

Normal..not sure miself wht normal ..is can't say I've seen too many of those types lately...hehe...but we can try and pretend...lol

Chomps down on nice cupcakes...and gulps down some nice water...ahhh..that hit the spot....hmmm

[C L]

Normal..not sure miself wht normal ..is can't say I've seen too many of those types lately...hehe...but we can try and pretend...lol

Chomps down on nice cupcakes...and gulps down some nice water...ahhh..that hit the spot....hmmm

hmmmmmmm......curious about what normal is....
Is that normal?

Chomp, chomp, snort hmmm, me too....pass the water, I get thirsty already....it's becoming a habit....driving me to drink......lol WATER

Here is a kewl video from a friend who sent it the other day......just wondering is this normal?

Stuck on this normal ting.....TING lol

http://www.dailymotion.com/visited/s...ideo/xf9oo_jer

Have a look when you have some time, I know's it's busy right now, with all the cupcakes and water.....have to prioritise tings... we definately know how to do that....it's a piggy thing.

[beegud2]

OMG..that's soooo not normal...what an amazing video....kewl....good one CL

Now pass soem TING and some cupcakes...chomp chomp chomp....hmmm...shaking piggy head ...not normal at all...hehe

[C L]

Here's some TING and I'll have some TING mixed with water....

Would you like to go to the market? You know the story...this little piggy went to market...this little piggy stayed home

Let's go to the market, get some fruit for Zlatko, he he just pile it up in da thread...maybe he will figure someTING out....like fiesta stuff...snort wipes hoof over piggy mouth.....wonder if he knows a way to a pigs heart? Definately fruit slop...snort snort....eats another cupcake....passes one to the black and white pig....wanna another one...oh what's a pig to do, I wanna leave this pigpen....it's not STYlish enough for us piggys....I know I heard of this new place in the market called HOOFtown, wanna go...chomp chomp could meet some hogs, trying to hog everyTING and we could stop em, cause we piggys.

[beegud2]

Well this lil piggy wants to go to HOOFtown cause everyTING is great there and the upper crust piggies live in STYLE...

Come on CL ...pack your piggie blanket and lets get piggy backing....

[beegud2]

Ohh...and must remeber to pack the fruit slop for the furit fiesta...hmmm...now where to put all this...oh well might as wel pig on it and worry about lucnch later....

[C L]

Ohh...and must remeber to pack the fruit slop for the furit fiesta...hmmm...now where to put all this...oh well might as wel pig on it and worry about lucnch later....

Jeez are you ever mixing up your priorities, think about lunch later???? We eat and think about what to eat next, going put some fruit in the other thread.....ssssh I'll just leave it, see if we gets anything...share the slop, PIG.

[beegud2]

I knwo wht was i thinking...must be food deeprivation ...too many minutes between meals...slop slop slop...snort snort...chomp chomp....moving ove to share grudgingly ...hehe

[C L]

I knwo wht was i thinking...must be food deeprivation ...too many minutes between meals...slop slop slop...snort snort...chomp chomp....moving ove to share grudgingly ...hehe

Glad you're straightening up, thought some of this ginchiness was rubbing off on yah.....you know who I see....sssssssh the leader, he's creeping around, hide the stash, best behaviour...sssssssssh

[beegud2]

Damm ... i thought we wouldn't see him for a century or two ...(hiding slops etc.)

[Astraltraveller]

Glad you're straightening up, thought some of this ginchiness was rubbing off on yah.....you know who I see....sssssssh the leader, he's creeping around, hide the stash, best behaviour...sssssssssh

So we hinding things from THE LEADER are we?....ladies....that's it no promotion....back to the ship's kitchen and do some more moping up....and that's an ORDER....

[beegud2]

Ummm...Oh Great Leader...di we mention it was the RATS - I tell ya it's the rats ...SIR... hidingand blaming us...really...on my piggy nose it was the rats...(looking at Cl) ...Right CL...

[C L]

So we hinding things from THE LEADER are we?....ladies....that's it no promotion....back to the ship's kitchen and do some more moping up....and that's an ORDER....

See what you cause Lady....he says no promo and back to the friggn' kitchen, stop eating the mop....what a minute...eat the mop....good idea...er sorry leader there's no mo mops, still want us in the kitchen? Perhaps we would be suited for another job, like flying da ship....we know of this cool planet Alpha something.....not that we were there, we just heard the alienchat in da lounge somewhere, they were saying it's a cool place to alienhang out. What's that Beez? You couldn't eat all the mops? sssssssh

[beegud2]

See what you cause Lady....he says no promo and back to the friggn' kitchen, stop eating the mop....what a minute...eat the mop....good idea...er sorry leader there's no mo mops, still want us in the kitchen? Perhaps we would be suited for another job, like flying da ship....we know of this cool planet Alpha something.....not that we were there, we just heard the alienchat in da lounge somewhere, they were saying it's a cool place to alienhang out. What's that Beez? You couldn't eat all the mops? sssssssh

Ok ate msot of the mops..(tooey tooey...pfft...) sorry mop hairs between the teeth...and hid the buckets...so no moppy today....sorry ...will juast have to takea break until new mops arrive.


An yes Great leader...the Alpha planet rally cool...umm..so we was told...and about the promotion...we've been good (hmmm) gookie aliens and we promise to behave...(flutters eyes and smiles)....

[LadyEye]

So we hinding things from THE LEADER are we?....ladies....that's it no promotion....back to the ship's kitchen and do some more moping up....and that's an ORDER....

Glad to see you taking charge of these little piggies, I can't believe the mess they had in here ... I am glad almight Leader that you made these little piggies clean up there huge mess ..... they really need tending to steady, I think it might be in our best interest if we hire a "hogsitter" for these two, our ship will be a mess if we don't ... or maybe we will tie them up, let them watch us eat all the blueberry cake, drinking the red stripe, we will have to devise a plan, we'll have a meeting when they are sleeping, do they do that, I'll bet they don't, I'll bet they piggy wiggy all night ... lmao

[Astraltraveller]

Ok ate msot of the mops..(tooey tooey...pfft...) sorry mop hairs between the teeth...and hid the buckets...so no moppy today....sorry ...will juast have to takea break until new mops arrive.


An yes Great leader...the Alpha planet rally cool...umm..so we was told...and about the promotion...we've been good (hmmm) gookie aliens and we promise to behave...(flutters eyes and smiles)....

Don't my dears more mops have just arrived......Alpha planet is cool I know.....lol
About promotion I will sleep on .....

[LadyEye]

Don't my dears more mops have just arrived......Alpha planet is cool I know.....lol
About promotion I will sleep on .....

A promotion is "light years" away for these two I am afraid Leader ... you had better check more closely or we will lose the entire ship to these two little piggies ... lmao

[beegud2]

Don't my dears more mops have just arrived......Alpha planet is cool I know.....lol
About promotion I will sleep on .....

Waht more mops...dang...and i'm too ful lto eat anymore...just not fair (Beeand CL take mops reluctatnly and start moping the main deck...about a=the size of halfa football field)

The droids should be doing this...(grumbling)

Sleep on it will he...hehe...tiem to make freidns wid di rats i think...when you cna't beat em...join em...hehe (CL and Bee smile and move on with the work)

[Astraltraveller]

A promotion is "light years" away for these two I am afraid Leader ... you had better check more closely or we will lose the entire ship to these two little piggies ... lmao

And I was feeling a bit compassionate thinking of getting them that promotion.....lol...... But you are wright and I totally agree with you my dear 2nd in COMMAND......What these 2 need is not a promotion it's trip to the dungeon for some moral punishment.
Maybe we should call on our MORALS OFICCER to take them down the hole.......lol

[beegud2]

A promotion is "light years" away for these two I am afraid Leader ... you had better check more closely or we will lose the entire ship to these two little piggies ... lmao

Dear #2,

We respectfully request a transfer to the entertainment team aor testing team (heard his greatness was afraid of being tester). We volunteer for the position as we are uniquely qualified for it and even have certificates to prove it. We graduated top our piggy class from Pig University and think we deserve it. CL even has PhD in pig-o-nomics (how to get the best slop for your alien buck). So please reconsider our promotional status.

Yours Sincerely,

Bee A. Pig

[LadyEye]

Dear #2,

We respectfully request a transfer to the entertainment team aor testing team (heard his greatness was afraid of being tester). We volunteer for the position as we are uniquely qualified for it and even have certificates to prove it. We graduated top our piggy class from Pig University and think we deserve it. CL even has PhD in pig-o-nomics (how to get the best slop for your alien buck). So please reconsider our promotional status.

Yours Sincerely,

Bee A. Pig

Dear Miss BeaPig ....

You were promoted to the spaceship as Beelien ... for this we graciously accepted your arrival, we were further pleased with your performance until we noticed crumbs, snibbling, sniffing and piggy like noises made throughout various areas of the ship .....

This however, can be forgiven .... we will have to see 48 hours of a complete and tidy ship, without drinking, in order for the Leader and myself to take you serious .... and of course, we will have to check in with our new Morale Officer, Katlien ....

Your request has been accepted and will be reconsidered ....

We shall keep a close EYE on you in the next few hours and see if you are worthy of such a request .....

I do see the need for this type of position on board the ship and you both appear to be qualified ... so your behaviour will tell the "tale" of you as a true vodacious vodalien or the "tale" of little piggies ....

lmao ..............

[beegud2]

Dear # 2,

Thank you kindly for your promt response to our request. CL and I are determined to prove our worthiness to yourself and the Great LEader himself, Manalien.

We will endeavour to lkeep al lareas of ship of our crumbs etc. and maintain the ship according to standards.

I would however liketo point out the RATS again as in all my protests as they are the true villians of our sad 'tale of two piggies'.

We will welcome KAtaliens inspection and show that we deserve to be moved to tester status and worthy of this 'vodacious' ship.

Sincerley

Bee A. Pig

[Astraltraveller]

Dear Miss BeaPig ....

You were promoted to the spaceship as Beelien ... for this we graciously accepted your arrival, we were further pleased with your performance until we noticed crumbs, snibbling, sniffing and piggy like noises made throughout various areas of the ship .....

This however, can be forgiven .... we will have to see 48 hours of a complete and tidy ship, without drinking, in order for the Leader and myself to take you serious .... and of course, we will have to check in with our new Morale Officer, Katlien ....

Your request has been accepted and will be reconsidered ....

We shall keep a close EYE on you in the next few hours and see if you are worthy of such a request .....

I do see the need for this type of position on board the ship and you both appear to be qualified ... so your behaviour will tell the "tale" of you as a true vodacious vodalien or the "tale" of little piggies ....

lmao ..............

Well said my 2nd in COMMAND I coundn't have said it better myself.....lol

I'm feeliing a BIT generous thinking about promotion.....lol.....lets have them swet it out a little longer.....lmao

[beegud2]

Well said my 2nd in COMMAND I coundn't have said it better myself.....lol

I'm feeliing a BIT generous thinking about promotion.....lol.....lets have the em swet it out a little longer.....lmao

[LadyEye]

Well said my 2nd in COMMAND I coundn't have said it better myself.....lol

I'm feeliing a BIT generous thinking about promotion.....lol.....lets have them swet it out a little longer.....lmao

Yes Leader, and you are the boss, but I knew how you would feel ....

I believe 48 hours will tell the "tail" will it be a vodacious purebred vodalien or a "piglien"

lmao ....

Keep mopping Beapiggie ....

And clean the Leaders & 2nd in commands deck too please, this will earn you one hour off of our decision .... you could be promoted in as little as 47 hours if you do a good job.

It's hard being tough Leader ........... naw ..... I like it .... lmao

[Astraltraveller]

Yes Leader, and you are the boss, but I knew how you would feel ....

I believe 48 hours will tell the "tail" will it be a vodacious purebred vodalien or a "piglien"

lmao ....

Keep mopping Beapiggie ....

And clean the Leaders & 2nd in commands deck too please, this will earn you one hour off of our decision .... you could be promoted in as little as 47 hours if you do a good job.

It's hard being tough Leader ........... naw ..... I like it .... lmao

I agree but we have to do it.....

[C L]

Dear #2,

We respectfully request a transfer to the entertainment team aor testing team (heard his greatness was afraid of being tester). We volunteer for the position as we are uniquely qualified for it and even have certificates to prove it. We graduated top our piggy class from Pig University and think we deserve it. CL even has PhD in pig-o-nomics (how to get the best slop for your alien buck). So please reconsider our promotional status.

Yours Sincerely,

Bee A. Pig

Oh my you're too funny Beez....Bee A. Pig, yes yes back to the certificate....we do feel qualified for another job, rather than clean all da time. PLEASE RECONSIDER, I SECOND THE MOTION

[beegud2]

Oh my you're too funny Beez....Bee A. Pig, yes yes back to the certificate....we do feel qualified for another job, rather than clean all da time. PLEASE RECONSIDER, I SECOND THE MOTION

CL ..get craking ..this floor ain't cleaning it self...only 48 hours and we get of the dirt detail...hehe..then we be testers...all the foodies we cna handle...

[C L]

Don't my dears more mops have just arrived......Alpha planet is cool I know.....lol
About promotion I will sleep on .....

Where da mops come from? You finding them somewhere, endless supply of punishment.....with dem mops.

[C L]

Yes Leader, and you are the boss, but I knew how you would feel ....

I believe 48 hours will tell the "tail" will it be a vodacious purebred vodalien or a "piglien"

lmao ....

Keep mopping Beapiggie ....

And clean the Leaders & 2nd in commands deck too please, this will earn you one hour off of our decision .... you could be promoted in as little as 47 hours if you do a good job.

It's hard being tough Leader ........... naw ..... I like it .... lmao

THIS SHOULD BE RECONSIDERED........I wanna know who's the boss?

[beegud2]

He's bought dem in bulk form the ACME company...another reson they don't work so well and tast awful to boot...CL ...you missed a spot...no no don't wipe it with your piggy butt...that's only when we wallow...hehe

[C L]

He's bought dem in bulk form the ACME company...another reson they don't work so well and tast awful to boot...CL ...you missed a spot...no no don't wipe it with your piggy butt...that's only when we wallow...hehe

Oooops sorry, moving my piggy butt now, getting the spot, bought them in bulk from ACME, boy that Bugs Bunny, I thought he was on our side, yeh you feeling alright after eating the last batch.....almost accomplished our goal, who would of known they have an endless supply of mops....dang aliens, guess we won't be drinking anything either...they gots spies everywhere....even can read invisible ink....but not the mail.....grins...he he, get some big socks we can mop with socks, mop with mops, mops with socks, I will not eat green eggs and ham Sam I am...put some alientunes on, I work betta to the music, we's be good alien cleaners tonight....

[beegud2]

YA...lay of the good stuff and drink only WATER...and be good pigaliens...and clean up all the crumbs. Down to 40 hours I think now...sheesh this is hard...we got 1 hour off for cleaning #1 &#2 's apartments. Sheesh tht #2 sure got stinky socks..phewwwie...and #1 ...well I think he's got secret pigalien in him...his sty...ummm i mean his quaters aren't that clean

But ours is nto to say but to do..so we do witha song in our lil piggy hearts and dancing on our piggy toes...clean clean clean....supercalifragilistic expialidocious (MAry Poppins)...lol

[Astraltraveller]

YA...lay of the good stuff and drink only WATER...and be good pigaliens...and clean up all the crumbs. Down to 40 hours I think now...sheesh this is hard...we got 1 hour off for cleaning #1 &#2 's apartments. Sheesh tht #2 sure got stinky socks..phewwwie...and #1 ...well I think he's got secret pigalien in him...his sty...ummm i mean his quaters aren't that clean

But ours is nto to say but to do..so we do witha song in our lil piggy hearts and dancing on our piggy toes...clean clean clean....supercalifragilistic expialidocious (MAry Poppins)...lol

Haaaa!!!! I see talking bad about #1 & #2 quarters hey!....carry on and punishment will be extended for another 72 hours.....am I heard loud and clear?

[LadyEye]

Haaaa!!!! I see talking bad about #1 & #2 quarters hey!....carry on and punishment will be extended for another 72 hours.....am I heard loud and clear?

Eye Eye Leader .... this is truly a shame, as Beezy was doing so well, I in fact was considering lessening her sentence, but now an extention will be added. Do you think it is her cohert that is causing her to behave this badly, you know who I mean, CLpiggy .... but an order is an order and I will agree Leader ....

P.S.
Ladies, you may need to make an appointment with our Morale Officer, Katlien, to bring you to the vodacious vodalien terms that may help mend your troubles, counselling is available ... roflmao

[Astraltraveller]

Eye Eye Leader .... this is truly a shame, as Beezy was doing so well, I in fact was considering lessening her sentence, but now an extention will be added. Do you think it is her cohert that is causing her to behave this badly, you know who I mean, CLpiggy .... but an order is an order and I will agree Leader ....

P.S.
Ladies, you may need to make an appointment with our Morale Officer, Katlien, to bring you to the vodacious vodalien terms that may help mend your troubles, counselling is available ... roflmao

Yes my dear 2nd in COMMAND she was behaving nicely, but I see she gets influenced easely by her cohrt .....so they will both get punishement extended until 17h00...Saturday 16-12-2006 that being LEADERS H.Q. time.....unless I feel generous and they behave themselves or they will get punished even longer....lmao

I agree with your idea, they should certainly make appointment with our Morale Officer, they should do this as soon as possible.....

[C L]

I think I'm getting the Piggy Back Rap, we were good....we cleaned all the mess....and made no mess ..... worked our piggybutts off ..... no other alien cleans the ship ..... and the Alien Bar is loosing business .... everyone is going to Alpha for the Christmas party .... (we weren't there Friday night) we just heard the alien jargon "Aliens are saying not too much going on our ship just cleaning" I think there should be a vote .....
All appointed positions should be voted in .... I know I didn't vote to be cleaner .... nope. We make you a fruit fiesta cup .... flutters eyeslashes, time to RECONSIDER pretty please leader ....

Remember its Christmas

[Astraltraveller]

I think I'm getting the Piggy Back Rap, we were good....we cleaned all the mess....and made no mess ..... worked our piggybutts off ..... no other alien cleans the ship ..... and the Alien Bar is loosing business .... everyone is going to Alpha for the Christmas party .... (we weren't there Friday night) we just heard the alien jargon "Aliens are saying not too much going on our ship just cleaning" I think there should be a vote .....
All appointed positions should be voted in .... I know I didn't vote to be cleaner .... nope. We make you a fruit fiesta cup .... flutters eyeslashes, time to RECONSIDER pretty please leader ....

Remember its Christmas

Vote...!!!!! I THE LEADER and Supreme Commander together with my 2nd in COMMAND will decide on when, where and who to appoint to the various postings and that is final....with the help of our Morale Officer when required.
So dear ladies do your duties as required and do not disobey orders and on sneeking of food and drinks...

I know Christmas is only 15 days away, till then we will be watching how you 2 ladies progress......lmao

[beegud2]

(Bee A. Pig prepares to suck up big time to #1 & #2....to get time reduction.)

Oh great MAnalien, LEader most high and his most beauteous, smart #2, she of things good and great...I was possessed I tell ya by RATS. Tha'ts what made me say those not so nice things ...BUT CL and I still cleaned and cleaned to make sure every thing was spic and span. We will continue and hope everything will be to your great satisfaction.

CL and I wow with the sacred pigalien shake ( shake it to tthe left, shake it to the right and then wiggle the piggy butt twice) that we will do our best to to keep your most vodacious ship like new.

We're off now to see KAtalien, the most wise, our Marale Officer. (Smiling and kowtowing backwards as they scrammble to get out f the LEaders office)

[Astraltraveller]

(Bee A. Pig prepares to suck up big time to #1 & #2....to get time reduction.)

Oh great MAnalien, LEader most high and his most beauteous, smart #2, she of things good and great...I was possessed I tell ya by RATS. Tha'ts what made me say those not so nice things ...BUT CL and I still cleaned and cleaned to make sure every thing was spic and span. We will continue and hope everything will be to your great satisfaction.

CL and I wow with the sacred pigalien shake ( shake it to tthe left, shake it to the right and then wiggle the piggy butt twice) that we will do our best to to keep your most vodacious ship like new.

We're off now to see KAtalien, the most wise, our Marale Officer. (Smiling and kowtowing backwards as they scrammble to get out f the LEaders office)

Do not try and twist the Morale Officer into believing all you going to tell....she already know all about you 2 ladies behaviour.....I have advised accordingly on the other page.....roflmao

[LadyEye]

oh my dear leader .... this is even more dreadful than I ever thought ... they have resorted to story telling, a most definite sign of too much wine ... but with that in mind, they really were not in their right minds, how could they be, with all that wine .... I can see that the ship will have to hire further crew just to take care of these two culprits if you the leader can not get these two in control. You have given them a further 72 hours, I don't know if time will heal these two. I can only see them furthering to plan and plot against the current crew and our great enterprise, let alone you and I.

Hmmmmm .... a further action will definitely have to be taken, I believe these two should be in separate quarters ... the pair together certainly do not behave well ... do you think we should separate them? How would we do that? hmmmm ..... s**** that

I think we should set up something to test their skills and attitudes. What do you think if we pull the two of them into our headquarters and perform a little skit for us. If the two perform the skit to our standards, perhaps we could lessen their time by half. What do you think of this idea? What do you think the theme of the skit could be? Whatever the theme of the skit, it should be one that shows honesty, unselfishness, cleanliness, concern and care for their fellow vodaliens ... what do you think?

Remember .... Piggys always squeal their way back in ... we must use caution....

[Astraltraveller]

oh my dear leader .... this is even more dreadful than I ever thought ... they have resorted to story telling, a most definite sign of too much wine ... but with that in mind, they really were not in their right minds, how could they be, with all that wine .... I can see that the ship will have to hire further crew just to take care of these two culprits if you the leader can not get these two in control. You have given them a further 72 hours, I don't know if time will heal these two. I can only see them furthering to plan and plot against the current crew and our great enterprise, let alone you and I.

Hmmmmm .... a further action will definitely have to be taken, I believe these two should be in separate quarters ... the pair together certainly do not behave well ... do you think we should separate them? How would we do that? hmmmm ..... s**** that

I think we should set up something to test their skills and attitudes. What do you think if we pull the two of them into our headquarters and perform a little skit for us. If the two perform the skit to our standards, perhaps we could lessen their time by half. What do you think of this idea? What do you think the theme of the skit could be? Whatever the theme of the skit, it should be one that shows honesty, unselfishness, cleanliness, concern and care for their fellow vodaliens ... what do you think?

Remember .... Piggys always squeal their way back in ... we must use caution....

Dear 2nd in COMMAND I agree totally with your idea, so do set it up and upon my return I shall respond to you about the verdict.....
It's late now 11:10pm LEADER going to get some sleep....long day tomorrow......

[LadyEye]

Dear Leader

I have done alot of thinking about the two culprits in question. I believe it really was the wine and in some cases the rats. The rats have all been taken care of but we still need to tend to the ladies in question.

This is my proposal.

Two things they need to do, and then we could promote them to the entertainment committee, which I believe they qualify for the positions.

Okay here is what I think they should do.

1. The each solicit a new member to join our club ... that is only one each or they can share if one gets two.

2. They make 10 commandments of the vodaliens that will be recited on opening night of the promotion to entertainment.

What do you think? I believe this will bring them around to where they need to be.

Please think this over and talk this over with the ladies, I would support whatever decision you the Leader decides.

Sincerely,
Ladlien
2nd in command

[Dream Lady]

All of you are to FUNNY!!!

[Astraltraveller]

Dear Leader

I have done alot of thinking about the two culprits in question. I believe it really was the wine and in some cases the rats. The rats have all been taken care of but we still need to tend to the ladies in question.

This is my proposal.

Two things they need to do, and then we could promote them to the entertainment committee, which I believe they qualify for the positions.

Okay here is what I think they should do.

1. The each solicit a new member to join our club ... that is only one each or they can share if one gets two.

2. They make 10 commandments of the vodaliens that will be recited on opening night of the promotion to entertainment.

What do you think? I believe this will bring them around to where they need to be.

Please think this over and talk this over with the ladies, I would support whatever decision you the Leader decides.

Sincerely,
Ladlien
2nd in command

My dear 2nd in COMMAND
I totally agree with your ideas that might just do the trick and bring them ladies around to their senses......lol

This is for the 2 ladie to read and read carefully......lmao
So you 2 ladies if you both want those promotions you so much desire
do as my 2nd in COMMAND suggests and upon my return if I see you have done every thing well and I feel generous he he he he ......roflmao
I shall then promote you 2 ladies to the entertainment department......lol

[C L]

Dear Leader

I have done alot of thinking about the two culprits in question. I believe it really was the wine and in some cases the rats. The rats have all been taken care of but we still need to tend to the ladies in question.

This is my proposal.

Two things they need to do, and then we could promote them to the entertainment committee, which I believe they qualify for the positions.

Okay here is what I think they should do.

1. The each solicit a new member to join our club ... that is only one each or they can share if one gets two.

2. They make 10 commandments of the vodaliens that will be recited on opening night of the promotion to entertainment.

What do you think? I believe this will bring them around to where they need to be.

Please think this over and talk this over with the ladies, I would support whatever decision you the Leader decides.

Sincerely,
Ladlien
2nd in command

Psssst Beez........what da ya think? trickery?

[beegud2]

Hope not cause my piggy butts aching from mopping floors...and I think we shoud give it a shot ...first the recrutis and then the commandments...oink vey...

[LadyEye]

Beezy .... the Leader will be pleased with your attitude ... CL ... I am not sure about yours .... EYE am watching ..... :) roflmao

[C L]

ok Beez, I'm in....we'll start recruiting....LadyEye...your always watching with that Eye.....lol we being good...you just watch.

[beegud2]

Ya...weez good piggies and we're off recruting and making commandments

Got any comamndments yet CL...common at least one to satisfy #2

[LadyEye]

Perfect ... I believe you are on the right track ... here Eye'll help you ...

Commandments

#1. Thou shalt honor thy Leader & 2nd in Command.


hee hee hee

[beegud2]

Thanks #2 and we came up with one similar to that...ummm ... i jsut can't remember it now...(psst CL ..you got that lsit...please tell me you got it wid youse)..smiling at #2...CL's got ti right here somewhere...she's coming back now...jsut a sec please...

[C L]

Thanks #2 and we came up with one similar to that...ummm ... i jsut can't remember it now...(psst CL ..you got that lsit...please tell me you got it wid youse)..smiling at #2...CL's got ti right here somewhere...she's coming back now...jsut a sec please...

List Beez? lol

Oh yeah, da list....let me see

something about a pledge .... just a minute.....crumple, dig, flop.....trying to find that list.....something about a pledge....before all vodaaliens, laws, equals, vodacious.....come on Beez....you got the list. BRB looking for the list...you must remember...dang

Oh yeah, while I remember....I just asked Amanda and nlinieu....so you have to second the motion....ifn' we are to get this done.....enough cleaning you know...ssssh I mean we love it.

[beegud2]

1. ) Thou shalt not Take the LEaders name in Vain and Thou shalt bow low upon seeing his Greatness MAnalien and his second in command, LAdalien.

Hey Cl found the 1st Commandment...whew...almost lost it in this here ...ummm...in my bag..ya tha's what i menat to say.

[LadyEye]

LMAO - Eyes Watching .... lol .... roflmao

[C L]

Something about duties Beez, oh yeah abide the rules, the newbie initiation, just a minute BRB....still looking for the list and the pic...forgot.. piggy shake...don't forget that one. yep...BRB, vows. Ifound the hat Beez.

[Vasili]

Oink!

Any cake left? Snort!

Snarfle-snarfle!

[beegud2]

Oink!

Any cake left? Snort!

Snarfle-snarfle!

Hey Vasilien ...common share the cake will ya ..can't you see we're starving away...help a pig out will ya..atalk to the leaders...we're good pigs i swear on my piggy chin chin....

Commanddment #2 -Thou shall not steal, mess, or snort in front of the leaders

[Vasili]

Hey Vasilien ...common share the cake will ya ..can't you see we're starving away...help a pig out will ya..atalk to the leaders...we're good pigs i swear on my piggy chin chin....

Commanddment #2 -Thou shall not steal, mess, or snort in front of the leaders

I guess it's OK to fart then, right??


LOL
Can I finish the cake, or can I just eat like a pig?

[LadyEye]

Oink!

Any cake left? Snort!

Snarfle-snarfle!

Sounds like a new replacement for the deck hand position!! lol

[Vasili]

Sounds like a new replacement for the deck hand position!! lol

Plug your ears, then, and see the stars on my lapel!!

Hand me the deck -- I'll deal you in! LOL

[C L]

Too funny Vasili, at present we are on a mission so we can get out of pigdom, nice having a hog around though.....lol....ssssssssh cupcakes in the cupboard...snort, snort....


Beez, second the motion in nlnieu for joing da club, please....CP has been accepted....yaaaaaaaaaaah one more..

What about NavalDesign? Think he would join? Save us from pigdom. lol

[beegud2]

Plug your ears, then, and see the stars on my lapel!!

Hand me the deck -- I'll deal you in! LOL

Wait I wnat more stars too...and here's the deck ...deal me in ..might as well try and win some dignity back (plonks down piggy butt )...

Oh great #2 ...Looking for Commandment #3..be with you in a sec...

Whewie...Vasilien ...could you fart i nthe other direction....no more cake for you ...

[beegud2]

Too funny Vasili, at present we are on a mission so we can get out of pigdom, nice having a hog around though.....lol....ssssssssh cupcakes in the cupboard...snort, snort....


Beez, second the motion in nlnieu for joing da club, please....CP has been accepted....yaaaaaaaaaaah one more..

What about NavalDesign? Think he would join? Save us from pigdom. lol

I secnog for nlnieu to join...snorting cake while playing poker with vasilien...he has lots of stars and told me to play ...i'm jsut doing as ordered.

[C L]

Wait I wnat more stars too...and here's the deck ...deal me in ..might as well try and win some dignity back (plonks down piggy butt )...

Oh great #2 ...Looking for Commandment #3..be with you in a sec...

Whewie...Vasilien ...could you fart i nthe other direction....no more cake for you ...

Phewy....what's that smell.......scrinking up nose.....BEEZ second the motion in other threads.....spray some lysol...please dang aliens

[Vasili]

Sorry, Queenie....must have been the sprinkles, eh? (What? A Canadian WigglyPiggly Accent on me now?? Unreal....)

I think Naval would weigh anchor and plod across the ocean before jumping into the pigpen. Sooooo-weeeeeee!

And I don't even know who the other IS, let alone spell the name right!!!! LOLOL

[LadyEye]

Plug your ears, then, and see the stars on my lapel!!

Hand me the deck -- I'll deal you in! LOL

Hmmmm .... telling 2nd in Command to plug thy ears, to the officers quarters you will go ... you'll be decking for sure ... just not what you think when the Leader reads this ....

[Vasili]

<silently hangs up apron AND bib, and darts out the door>

[beegud2]

<silently hangs up apron AND bib, and darts out the door>

WIMP...get back here...you owe mea huindred million alien bucks...(ducks out the back door as #2 get close by and makes a run for it..out running Vassilien)

[beegud2]

1. ) Thou shalt not Take the LEaders name in Vain and Thou shalt bow low upon seeing his Greatness MAnalien and his second in command, LAdalien.

Hey Cl found the 1st Commandment...whew...almost lost it in this here ...ummm...in my bag..ya tha's what i menat to say.

Commanddment #2 -Thou shall not steal, mess, or snort in front of the leaders

Commandment # 3 - All Aliens msut be treated equally, and must be given equal work.

[C L]

Commandment # 3 - All Aliens msut be treated equally, and must be given equal work.

Hold it Beez shouldn't we have an initiation for all newbie aliens, would that be equal? Don't we want to put the hat on them? Have them hand over the videls, you know I thought we talked about this, remember we get their share of the food?????

[C L]

Last but not least

All aliens have to say the piggy shuffle to board the ship

"Shakey to the left, Shakey to the right, shake shake shake piggy butt all night....do the hokey pokey....piggy wiggle wiggle, jeebie jabie jiggle.....take me to your captain......thats where it happens....beamy weamy me upsy."

[beegud2]

Last but not least

All aliens have to say the piggy shuffle to board the ship

"Shakey to the left, Shakey to the right, shake shake shake piggy butt all night....do the hokey pokey....piggy wiggle wiggle, jeebie jabie jiggle.....take me to your captain......thats where it happens....beamy weamy me upsy."

This isa must for all recrutis old and new..so please practice as we need to be able to do this with pride.

LMAO

[Astraltraveller]

This isa must for all recrutis old and new..so please practice as we need to be able to do this with pride.

LMAO

Ladies, ladies THE LEADER wants to see the list of the 10 commandments very soon....and some new recruits........lol

[Astraltraveller]

Hmmmm .... telling 2nd in Command to plug thy ears, to the officers quarters you will go ... you'll be decking for sure ... just not what you think when the Leader reads this ....

Dear 2nd in COMMAND
Just for him being so chirpy I think you should send him to the cooler for a few days......lol

[C L]

Ladies, ladies THE LEADER wants to see the list of the 10 commandments very soon....and some new recruits........lol

Yep...Aye,Aye...we's working on it...boss, give a pig a break...lol you really working our piggy butts off here....we're very close to having the commandments....couple days or so...busy making slippers.

Yo Beez, did you find the list? jeez, I don't know what happen to it....you don't suppose we ate it?

[LadyEye]

Dear 2nd in COMMAND
Just for him being so chirpy I think you should send him to the cooler for a few days......lol

"Frozen in Time" ... Leader ... Eye knew what you would say ...

The ladies have accomplished part one of their tasks ...

They have recruited two new vodaliens ... Traclien & CPlien ...

Mandlien (Not to be confused with ManAlien - the Leader) has also joined our group, that is three new vodaliens Leader .... Be sure to welcome them!

[Vasili]

Hold it Beez shouldn't we have an initiation for all newbie aliens, would that be equal? Don't we want to put the hat on them? Have them hand over the videls, you know I thought we talked about this, remember we get their share of the food?????

Thank GOD I was Grandfathered in as either the 3rd or 4th Alien!!!!

I will not do work, no I cannot!
Were I to work, I'd rather be shot!
As an elder Alien, work shall not be doled out, handed out, listed up or put down,
No, no, no! No work for me, better not be!
Don't ask me, task me, or order me around, younger Alien snot!
You'll find out with a very loud shout
I am not a worker, no I am NOT!

Same goes for any great ideas for "initiations".....try skinny dipping instead, Brave Lady!

I just happen to have a wonderfully large endless pool and a hot tub for 12 ????

[Astraltraveller]

"Frozen in Time" ... Leader ... Eye knew what you would say ...

The ladies have accomplished part one of their tasks ...

They have recruited two new vodaliens ... Traclien & CPlien ...

Mandlien (Not to be confused with ManAlien - the Leader) has also joined our group, that is three new vodaliens Leader .... Be sure to welcome them!

Traclien, CPlien and last but not least Mandlien......a great Welcome to you all from THE LEADER.....and may you all have lots of happiness amongest the ALIEN Family.......lol

[Vasili]

Nanu-Nanu (as I press the flesh)!
Welcome to my clubroom - WHOOPS! - I mean the club!

[C L]

10 Alien Commandments by Beez & CL





1. ) Thou shalt not Take the Leaders name in Vain and Thou shalt bow low upon seeing his Greatness MAnalien and his second in command, LAdalien.


2.) Thou shall not steal, mess or snort in front of the leaders.

3.) All Aliens must be treated equally, and have proper alien etiquette..

4.) All Newbie Aliens have to say the piggy shuffle to board the ship

"Shakey to the left, Shakey to the right, shake shake shake piggy butt all night....do the hokey pokey....piggy wiggle wiggle, jeebie jabie jiggle.....take me to your captain......thats where it happens....beamy weamy me upsy."

5.) It is the responsibility of every alien to abide by the rules.

6.) The spaceship shall not be flown by unauthorized aliens.

7.) It is recommended that all aliens partake in alien activities.

8.) All alien members are required to carry id.

9.) No unauthorized drinking or eating.

10.) The leaders quarters are strickly prohibited

The Alien code: Live long and prosper

[C L]

Thank GOD I was Grandfathered in as either the 3rd or 4th Alien!!!!

I will not do work, no I cannot!
Were I to work, I'd rather be shot!
As an elder Alien, work shall not be doled out, handed out, listed up or put down,
No, no, no! No work for me, better not be!
Don't ask me, task me, or order me around, younger Alien snot!
You'll find out with a very loud shout
I am not a worker, no I am NOT!

Same goes for any great ideas for "initiations".....try skinny dipping instead, Brave Lady!

I just happen to have a wonderfully large endless pool and a hot tub for 12 ????

BraveMan........SNOT?????? I think not

What makes you tink yah the elder, cause you have mo stars?

Shout loud, shout soft
doesn't matta

task ya, mask ya, flask ya
all the same.....ye should be helping us with our bane

all the piggy talk, its time to walk the talk
commandments are there, like them or not

I's not the enforcer. That you can take up with #1 & 2
What they will say, I haven't a clue

We filled our part, it should be a new start

So elder who wants to be shot

I will not eat green eggs and ham, hot tub or not!

[LadyEye]

10 Alien Commandments by Beez & CL





1. ) Thou shalt not Take the Leaders name in Vain and Thou shalt bow low upon seeing his Greatness MAnalien and his second in command, LAdalien.


2.) Thou shall not steal, mess or snort in front of the leaders.

3.) All Aliens must be treated equally, and have proper alien etiquette..

4.) All Newbie Aliens have to say the piggy shuffle to board the ship

"Shakey to the left, Shakey to the right, shake shake shake piggy butt all night....do the hokey pokey....piggy wiggle wiggle, jeebie jabie jiggle.....take me to your captain......thats where it happens....beamy weamy me upsy."

5.) It is the responsibility of every alien to abide by the rules.

6.) The spaceship shall not be flown by unauthorized aliens.

7.) It is recommended that all aliens partake in alien activities.

8.) All alien members are required to carry id.

9.) No unauthorized drinking or eating.

10.) The leaders quarters are strickly prohibited

The Alien code: Live long and prosper

Unacceptable .......

Dear Leader

I reject this list derived from these two. Not only does it show they have merely done nothing more than throw this together, but it shows they do not know who we are, let alone the entire group. Several modifications will have to be made before EYE could accept this, and time is running out. I cannot believe what EYE see. This is merely a trivial try at attempting to sway us in their direction.

P.S.
I have other resumes for these positions, I believe from vodaliens that would prove worthy of the job. I believe we must now seriously take a look at these new applicants. I understand Beez is having a little time off for personal reasons and would hold off until EYE heard from her with revisions if you think we should.

As this list now stands, it is more than "Totally Unacceptable". It truly shows an attention span of less than a minute, a lack of true meaning, a lack of knowing who we are let alone themselves, and a further lack of knowledge of the club itself.

Ladlien


Dear Pigliens

Your list has been rejected, time is running out.

Continue to swab, and EYE would advise you study a bit more before your next submission.

Ladlien, 2nd in Command

[Astraltraveller]

Unacceptable .......

Dear Leader

I reject this list derived from these two. Not only does it show they have merely done nothing more than throw this together, but it shows they do not know who we are, let alone the entire group. Several modifications will have to be made before EYE could accept this, and time is running out. I cannot believe what EYE see. This is merely a trivial try at attempting to sway us in their direction.

P.S.
I have other resumes for these positions, I believe from vodaliens that would prove worthy of the job. I believe we must now seriously take a look at these new applicants. I understand Beez is having a little time off for personal reasons and would hold off until EYE heard from her with revisions if you think we should.

As this list now stands, it is more than "Totally Unacceptable". It truly shows an attention span of less than a minute, a lack of true meaning, a lack of knowing who we are let alone themselves, and a further lack of knowledge of the club itself.

Ladlien


Dear Pigliens

Your list has been rejected, time is running out.

Continue to swab, and EYE would advise you study a bit more before your next submission.

Ladlien, 2nd in Command

THE LEADER NOT HAPPY WITH WHAT HE SEES....

Dear 2nd in COMMAND, I totally agree with you I'm not with happy with what I see from those two.....lol
As for other applicants for the position.....lets wait and see when Beelien gets back...lol

[beegud2]

Ummmm....yooo...hooo...leaders owver here on the deck swabbing...little bit more to your right..ya that's us swabbing the floor...

Ya think ..uh..not to question your wisdom or anyhting... but ...could we like get a break...our piglien brains were'nt exactly made for rocket science and well we really did work our piggly butts of on that list...a whole night of it...the VODA Shakey was hard on our tired curly tails.

Poor CL even went on rations to make sure we got it done and almost passed out...could you please givea pig a break and take the commandments.

We promise to be good piggies...frankly we too tired to do any mischief...oy vey ...mi poor aching hooffsies.

We'll soon be Canadian Bacon if we keep this up.

(ROFLMAO)

[Vasili]

That's it! Too much bickering for me in here!
When you get your "policy" figured out, let me know.

I'll be in the MedBay airlock doing my anti-grav workout.....

[LadyEye]

lol Vasili .... while there is nothing really wrong with their policies, it is how they refer to their policies .... I will leave a subtle clue here....

Beez ... glad you are back, hope you are feeling okay .... and yes, the Leader and I are willing to extend a break to you both ... Beelien & CLien

Now ..... read very very carefully my clue here, for the commandments you came up with are fine, workable and the Leader and I will tune them up .... however, there are a few things that you have failed to recognize.
Your clues are left below. See if you can figure this out and rewrite appropriately.


ManAlien, Leader of the Vodaliens
Ladlien, 2nd in Command
Vodaliens Club

[Vasili]

ManAlien, Leader of the Vodaliens
Ladlien, 2nd in Command
Vodaliens Club
Vasilien...Designated Driver (Aliens Anonymous) LOLOLOLOLOL

Nah....not really! Just couldn't resist!

However, I will volunteer as Security at the craft hatch, just so I can pat down the lady-aliens when they board!!

No?? FINE.....I'll be content with being Doc's helper....(I used to run the neighborhood clinic when I was about 9 years old).

No AGAIN????
Then I'll be XO (Executive Officer- the one in charge of the "business" of the unit), and also be the one to compose all the "Official" documents (since I have a gift with language arts).

However, I will NOT get stuck with KP.....

[LadyEye]

ManAlien, Leader of the Vodaliens
Ladlien, 2nd in Command
Vodaliens Club
Vasilien...Designated Driver (Aliens Anonymous) LOLOLOLOLOL

Nah....not really! Just couldn't resist!

However, I will volunteer as Security at the craft hatch, just so I can pat down the lady-aliens when they board!!

No?? FINE.....I'll be content with being Doc's helper....(I used to run the neighborhood clinic when I was about 9 years old).

No AGAIN????
Then I'll be XO (Executive Officer- the one in charge of the "business" of the unit), and also be the one to compose all the "Official" documents (since I have a gift with language arts).

However, I will NOT get stuck with KP.....

Vasili .....

You definitely need your designation for sure ... and you are 3rd in command, although I would prefer to think of you as Assistant to the Leader, but not higher than 2nd in command, equal, and I would also like to see you designated at Chief XO ... definitely .... and you'd be great as Craft Hatch Security, that will be your play time, lol ............... How does that sound?

[Vasili]

Vasili .....

You definitely need your designation for sure ... and you are 3rd in command, although I would prefer to think of you as Assistant to the Leader, but not higher than 2nd in command, equal, and I would also like to see you designated at Chief XO ... definitely .... and you'd be great as Craft Hatch Security, that will be your play time, lol ............... How does that sound?

Whaa? Did you say something??
(I was too busy scrambling to the hatch with shaking hands to hear everything you said....sorry!)

[LadyEye]

Whaa? Did you say something??
(I was too busy scrambling to the hatch with shaking hands to hear everything you said....sorry!)

Yeah we know, we know .... that's a perfect spot for you ... peek a boo ... lmao .... but now not to be confused with official business, you are in charge of making the bucks and you've got a massive group of vodalien members just waiting to be relieved of "earthling" duties. We all want "Out of this World" lol ....... and we all want one of those big Rocks!! :) Eye wants one for every finger!! :) And while I may only have One Eye, Eyes got Two Hands!! Ho Ho Ho!

[Vasili]

Ho, Ho, Ho ????
Are you suggesting Layaway????

Being Santa like that means having raindeer for dinner for close to 30 years! LOL

Every finger? With my luck, it would start with the hands, move to the toes, and then start pondering what to pierce? Ooooooo!

You are so funny, it makes my heart ache.... just to be relaxing at home laughing again....

[LadyEye]

Ho, Ho, Ho ????
Are you suggesting Layaway????

Being Santa like that means having raEindeer for dinner for close to 30 years! LOL

Every finger? With my luck, it would start with the hands, move to the toes, and then start pondering what to pierce? Ooooooo!

You are so funny, it makes my heart ache.... just to be relaxing at home laughing again....

Anyway!! Not LayAway!! (I'd be dead first, lol) Suggesting Anyway!!

Oh I suppose the toes too, and hey it's never too late to pierce that belly button, I've just seen living proof of that last evening when visiting one of my friends, in her early 40's, she had to show me her "new belly piercing" ... Eye roared ... Tattoo next she says. Eye rolled my Eyes!

Besides the stitch line on my knee (from playing ball) and the holes in my ears (frozen with clothes pins, no less) I have not poked any more holes in my body, well might be a few holes in the head somedays, lol, but no more man made than that ... gee, I just realized, I am so "unholy" lol ...
awe ... eeks ...

[Vasili]

I know what you mean...and you're a true Gem!
Truly.

[Astraltraveller]

Vasili .....

You definitely need your designation for sure ... and you are 3rd in command, although I would prefer to think of you as Assistant to the Leader, but not higher than 2nd in command, equal, and I would also like to see you designated at Chief XO ... definitely .... and you'd be great as Craft Hatch Security, that will be your play time, lol ............... How does that sound?

Yes my dear 2nd in COMMAND I totally agree with your idea......lol....I think we do need some one in that position and what better person to have on board.
He will a great assistant to THE LEADER and 2nd in COMMAND.

And as THE LEADER I hereby with the power invested in me.....lol
I ManAlien THE LEADER of this AlienNation appoint the Alien Vaslien to the position of 3rd in COMMAND and Chief XO.
That being if he is willing to accept the above position.....lol.