Thread: Adult ... Moral of the story...

LOL, this really cracked me up, but if youre easily offended then dont read it!
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Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful queen with
voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his
desire would be death should he try to touch them. The king was a very
jealous man.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the king's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his
desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without
pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a litt le bit into the queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
Physician informed the king and queen that only special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had
shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the
cure for the itch.

The king quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician
then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder,
which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick
worked passionately on the queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer
left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1, 000 gold coins. With his obsession
now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the
king, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the king's underwear . The king immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer...

Moral of the story: Pay your bills!

Very good.

TY, I was afraid it might get zapped! But it was funny!

Karen

Cute Karen! I better go pay my holiday bills now!! lol

lol Karen ... u no chicken, even with all those breasts, lol

Your "title" caught my EYE!! lol

I thought Horatio was all those pinatas Bethers made ... I am getting confused now ... lol

Cindy you lining up holiday bills already, too many office parties? roflmao

very funny -
ann

Good one, Karen!

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lol Karen

That's very funny... serve himself right too... lol

Lol, very good.