Thread: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas...

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

21. I do like a good stuffing.

hmmmm......

I wouldn't expect this from a Leader ..... hmmm ....

roflmao

Originally Posted by LadyEye

hmmmm......

I wouldn't expect this from a Leader ..... hmmm ....

roflmao

Why Holly...shame on you. Our leader is entitled to a nice Holiday Dinner just like the rest of us. Turkey and stuffing. Sounds great and I'm getting hungrier by the minute! lol

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Why Holly...shame on you. Our leader is entitled to a nice Holiday Dinner just like the rest of us. Turkey and stuffing. Sounds great and I'm getting hungrier by the minute! lol

lol Cindy .... don't you just think that was just a little too much stuffing and gobbling .... lol ....

But yeah, me too, and I am already feeling stuffed just thinking about it really, but I can't wait either .....

P.S.
I see you are missing in space again are you or just your spaceship is not running??

Ok, Ok,,,,maybe our leader got carried away with all the stuffing and gobbling, but he will end up paying for it in the end. Generallien, may just send him bobbing again with that one!! lol

I'm missing in space?? spaceship not running?? hmmmm gee I thought I was up and running all over the place....ok...maybe not as much as you, but hey...I've been making the rounds. Kinda hangin around here right now hoping maybe ***** shows up on another thread. I haven't been able to publish since around noon....making me sad....

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Ok, Ok,,,,maybe our leader got carried away with all the stuffing and gobbling, but he will end up paying for it in the end. Generallien, may just send him bobbing again with that one!! lol

I'm missing in space?? spaceship not running?? hmmmm gee I thought I was up and running all over the place....ok...maybe not as much as you, but hey...I've been making the rounds. Kinda hangin around here right now hoping maybe ***** shows up on another thread. I haven't been able to publish since around noon....making me sad....

ssssssshhhh ... that is what I was referring to .... shhhhh ....

lol Astral

ROFLMAO...ASTRAL - oh...too funny. Gotta send tht one around...lol.

Funny

Originally Posted by LadyEye

ssssssshhhh ... that is what I was referring to .... shhhhh ....

Lady! You will be happy to know that I have my spaceship back and ready for traveling!! Yea!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

hmmmm......

I wouldn't expect this from a Leader ..... hmmm ....

roflmao

Why can't THE LEADER also have a bit of fun......lmao

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Why can't THE LEADER also have a bit of fun......lmao

I think you need to join Vasili in da cooler..... he he