Thread: Recruiting for the VodaAliens Club NOW OPEN

Hi there, now's the time to join our free alien club, and if you do it now you will get a free mop lots of slops plus a trip to the moon......yes it's all free!!!!! JOIN NOW!!!!!!

WOW...CL all that for FREE ...that's too good an offer to turn down...we ddi n't get any of that when we joined ...wish I could rejoin....

Come on folks ..nows the best tiem ot go space walking.

It's a very good offer...Beez. Yep, don't be shy everybody.....we'll chat with yah....NO PROBLEM, 1st one in gets a rottn' egg.....right Beez, we can give that away? We'll share, err what do you think? It's only one, there's still more left for us, after our shift....

Post your real pic in the alien thread and you'll be beamed up....small operation involved....don't worry about that, harmless....doesn't hurt....that's all that's to it....and it's for a good cause, look at it this way.....you could save a pig's life.

ps: Happy Holidays

Yup lots of rotten eggsto share...do you think we're doing this right...maybe not all the 'newbies' like rotten eggs ...can you promise them a new face maybe...#2 does soem fine work nad if they jsut give us their pic..she'll take a care of it...

Yep #2 does a real good job on your pic....no worries....just think of the piggies you're going to save...from swapping the decks

Originally Posted by C L

Yep #2 does a real good job on your pic....no worries....just think of the piggies you're going to save...from swapping the decks

Yo piggy ...not SWAPPING' decks ...SWABBING...if we swap...we'll stil lbe swabbing...her have soem more slops..you've obviously rationed your self and gone for too long without any good slops ot nourish you.

Originally Posted by beegud2

Yo piggy ...not SWAPPING' decks ...SWABBING...if we swap...we'll stil lbe swabbing...her have soem more slops..you've obviously rationed your self and gone for too long without any good slops ot nourish you.

lol dummy

We not alowed to eat are we? Not allowed to drink either.....ssssssssh don't want to club da club......hhhmmmm swabbing the decks. Correct Beez, I gets it wrong again...lol I so glad you fix me alln' the time. lolzy

Dis no eating no deinking TING is not good for pigliens...it's harsh and unusual punishment..is'nt their a rule on POW (pigs on work) convention tht went over this whole TING...i need to find a rule book..hmmm...

I found the books, sorry my puter locked up...

Promotion is good ladies, but commotion is not good ... how are those ten commandments coming along, I think that will be the difficult task for you ....

Remember, if you accomplish your task, the entertainment will be yours to decide ... just something to remember

I would try Paul (fnt) ... I think he would like to join .....

Try him ....

Good... ruule book says under section 90002 of the POW (pig on work)...that no piglien will be kept from the normal amount of food and drink needed by said piggy to function at optimum capacity.

Dear Ladalien we would likeot bring this to your attention for further review.

Humbly Bee A. Pig

I second that.....growl says my stomach....gurgle gurgle...Paul fnt? We couldn't fnt him. Where he be?

signed Pink Pig

Originally Posted by C L

I second that.....growl says my stomach....gurgle gurgle...Paul fnt? We couldn't fnt him. Where he be?

signed Pink Pig

Clue #1

Do a search for

a simple one

see if you can find a poster by the username fnt

then find his most recent post and post your proposition in that .....

remember ladies, promotion - not commotion .... lmao

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Clue #1

Do a search for

a simple one

see if you can find a poster by the username fnt

then find his most recent post and post your proposition in that .....

remember ladies, promotion - not commotion .... lmao

Dear 2nd in COMMAND I see our 2 alien subjects started the recruiting quite nicely, but now I see they just joking between themselves again...lol
Please call them to attention......make them get on with their duties .....lmao

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Dear 2nd in COMMAND I see our 2 alien subjects started the recruiting quite nicely, but now I see they just joking between themselves again...lol
Please call them to attention......make them get on with their duties .....lmao

Nope not us leader, taking tings quite seriously.....have new recruits for you...

Mandy
CP
Jamie
nlnieu
Tracie
Fnt

yep....pretty sure they all said yep. Beam em up!

Originally Posted by C L

Nope not us leader, taking tings quite seriously.....have new recruits for you...

Mandy
CP
Jamie
nlnieu
Tracie
Fnt

yep....pretty sure they all said yep. Beam em up!

Mandy - Mandlien - "beemed" up - the Leaders recruit
CP - CPlien - "beemed" up - your recruit, although I am skeptical you have been given credit
Jamie - has not yet enlisted
nlnieu - has not yet enlisted
Tracie - Tralien - "beemed" up - your 2nd recruit, a certainty
Fnt - has not yet enlisted

I'd like to thank Chalien for his transformation of CPlien & Mandlien - I'd like to thank Skyelien for her transformation of Tralien.

Now what about those commandments, if you are able to accomplish this mission, this will mean you are in charge of entertainment, and will be able to have all vodaliens, other than the Leader & 2nd in command, do certain things to keep all vodaliens entertained, so hurry now, there are a few "loose" vodaliens needing to put on a "show" for all!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Mandy - Mandlien - "beemed" up - the Leaders recruit
CP - CPlien - "beemed" up - your recruit, although I am skeptical you have been given credit
Jamie - has not yet enlisted
nlnieu - has not yet enlisted
Tracie - Tralien - "beemed" up - your 2nd recruit, a certainty
Fnt - has not yet enlisted

I'd like to thank Chalien for his transformation of CPlien & Mandlien - I'd like to thank Skyelien for her transformation of Tralien.

Now what about those commandments, if you are able to accomplish this mission, this will mean you are in charge of entertainment, and will be able to have all vodaliens, other than the Leader & 2nd in command, do certain things to keep all vodaliens entertained, so hurry now, there are a few "loose" vodaliens needing to put on a "show" for all!!

So no early promotion for them yet!!!!......and I was feeling so generous.....lol

Timeout please & thank-you.