Thread: Vanity

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death
experience. Seeing God, she asked: "Is my time up?"
God said: "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck and changed her hair colour.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might
as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was
released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded: "I thought you said I
had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the
path of the ambulance?"





God replied:





"Geez, I didn't recognize you

Lol, good one.