Thread: Don't laugh!!

Ed went to visit the doctor and said "Don't laugh!" at my problem Doctor.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In
over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been
bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came
over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't
happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied.

hmmm

Cute, I Actually Laughed Outloud Today For The First Time
Ronnie

ronnie go and sit down with a nice cup of coffee mate

mmmmmmmmmmmmm well said

it took a second then i choked on my coffee laughing
ann

ah ha aha ha....I laughed again!...I loved that one so much I had a difficult time telling it to my Mom, couldnt stop chuckling..barely got thru the joke...lol


~She worked in a Dr. office - lab tech/nurse/receptionist/therepist~

Great joke! ROFLMAO

Originally Posted by VodaHost

hmmm

I second that....

AAA Battery?? For his sake, hope it's an Energizer!

MMMMMMMHHHHHHH.....HA HAHA HAHHHHAAAAA HA HA HA HA ......ME NOT DOCTOR........LOL......HA HA HA HA ......EH EH EH EH........LMAO

lol

That's a good one!

no it wasnt that funny so can we delete this thread now please lol

AllStars

Don't be telling me this thread is hitting "too close to home" .....

You have the usual symptom of, "okay let's think about it, but I really don't want to read about it!"

Eye would never have thought!!

hee hee

look the truth about me is im a.........................unicorn..............mmm mmmmm one of those man and woman together ive got both bits to be blunt and yes it is a the size of an acorn but hey im a gooooooooooooooddd kisser lol

Originally Posted by allstarfaces

look the truth about me is im a.........................unicorn..............mmm mmmmm one of those man and woman together ive got both bits to be blunt and yes it is a the size of an acorn but hey im a gooooooooooooooddd kisser lol

lmao ....... No Way!! Prove it!!

A good kisser eh!! Is that what you've been told, roflmao .....

I need the definition please .... see if you are telling the truth!!

Double Dog Dare Ya!!!!!

i am martha and arthur in one how cool is that i only need me myself and i lol

Originally Posted by allstarfaces

i am martha and arthur in one how cool is that i only need me myself and i lol

Okay Marthur but me, myself, and I doesn't prove a thing to EYE .... I think you are just Chicken ... I hear you clucking, but nothing is coming out, lol ............ Please get on the webcam you have on your site and let us be the judge!! roflmao

Go On Marthur or are you really just "Shake & Bake" .... lmao

Gary, Gary, Gary......I keep telling you that it is not wise to stare into the mirror with a hangover!
You always end up saying things that get you into trouble!

LOL

PS: You should always remember to be quick to remind the ladies that it is only from acorns that the mighty oak springs forth!

Great Joke. Maybe It won't be Allstarfaces anymore. I'll stay tuned for results.