Thread: Another Joke

A Father walked into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is
holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the
face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts
panicking, shouting for help .

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the store reading a newspaper
and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from
her seat and makes her way unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the
boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy s testicles
and starts to squeeze and twist gently at first and then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,
which the woman deftly catches it in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the
father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never
seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic Are you a
doctor?"

"No", the woman replied "Divorce Attorney."

ROFL....good one Sharon.

Lol, refined

lol Sharon

Very funny!

LMAO Nice one!
Teri

Rofl!!

Very good!