Thread: A Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,"And just what do those symbolize?

The man replied," "These are Carols."

funny - men can make anything out of nothing- part of my name is Carol - weren't mine

So.....did he go through the revolving door or what?

Originally Posted by Vasili

So.....did he go through the revolving door or what?

If you weren't so darn alive Vasili, I'd say that third man was you! lol
Sure sound like you .... ha ha ....

Lol

lol Liz

Hahaha I love this joke. Was sent to me as an email yesterday. Totally fantastic!

Teri

Good one

great joke!

Oh oh, great one !

Really funny!

thanks just pinched it lol
keep em comin , oh and if you want to read this joke again come visit me at my forum lmao