Thread: And another joke!

Why you should never question a drunk!!!

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items at the check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this remark & was intrigued
by the comment, as she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know
what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
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The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly!"

Priceless...very funny!!!!

LOL
No need to mince words when it's hard to talk, right?

lol Chris

Oh my god .... that is too funny ... imagine

And they say "Kids say the dardest things" ....

On second thought, I thought everyone looked better after 6 beers .... lol

That was great Chris! Sounds like something I would have said in my younger days...without being drunk!! lol I use to always talk before I thunk...lol

Yea Ladyeye...I remember when I use to have a few to many, and everyone looked great to me! haha....the good old days.

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

That was great Chris! Sounds like something I would have said in my younger days...without being drunk!! lol I use to always talk before I thunk...lol

Yea Ladyeye...I remember when I use to have a few to many, and everyone looked great to me! haha....the good old days.

Oh my ... and even worse than that Cindy ... there were usually two of them ... lol ... seeing double ... So glad we are all grown up now eh!!
It's hard to be thinking while you're drinking, much better to be thunking while drunk ... lol ...

I've always like the word "thunk"...I wonder why it's not in websters dictionary?

Funny !!!

Very funny! But sometime this kind of things happen...