Thread: happy to be a MAN

Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. - You can wear NO shirt
to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one
is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress 25000 bob. Tuxedo rental-7000/=.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New ***** don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is a 100 bob for a three-pack.

Three pairs of ***** are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of ***** one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


johnkinyua

The garage is all yours.

The world is your urinal.


I like these ones the most.

Guess that about sums it up, til Lady EYE sees this.

very funny and how true - especially the hair style

Hmm - sadly true!

lol Some funnies there, however, Margaret Thatcher was female Prime Minister and I believe there is a lady president in the East somewhere,...all in all funny list, thanks for sharing.

Originally Posted by choco777

Guess that about sums it up, til Lady EYE sees this.

Eye see you Choco .... well you've got me wishing I had a nice salty rimmed margarita to answer this one, roflmao .....

Just for you Choco!!

Your last name stays put - Couldn't agree with you anymore, for some can barely change their shorts let alone their name .....

The garage is all yours - And sometimes we let you in the house!!

Wedding plans take care of themselves - Just pay the bills honey!! Spending money is a womans job!!!!!!!!!

You can never be Pregnant - Debatable, but you really couldn't handle this, what's that, 5 days in bed with a toothache? hmmm .... better see Dr. Love ...

T-Shirts - lol, totally outdated, check out the traffic jam video ... designed especially for the "male" driver.

The World is Your Urinal - oh yes, unsanitary to say the very least, I wonder if this relates to the "Bird Flu" our nation is seeing so much of .... lol

Same hair style lasts forever - Yeah, and most receive polish for xmas ... lol .... oops, sshhh on this one ...... lol

You can play with toys all your life - The Real biggie here ... "Boys and their Toys" - yeah you can but, your "Better Half" can always take them away ....


Carry on Men!!
Cheers!!

If the world is truly OUR world...what is all the complaining about bad AIM???? Not another OHHH it hurts complaint...do like the Indians dig a hole line it with pine needles stand over hole and then get back to work...simple enough!

Being a man is great....Would not trade for all the tea in China.

Being a man is great....Would not trade for all the tea in China.

Not a fan of tea, but I know what you mean.

One reason above all the others added together.

CHILD BIRTH

It's a man's world !

You men are really too funny .... "It's a Man's World" .... roflmao ....

Ha ha ha ....

When God Created Man - "She was only joking" .......


hee hee heee ......

Originally Posted by LadyEye

You men are really too funny .... "It's a Man's World" .... roflmao ....

Ha ha ha ....

When God Created Man - "She was only joking" .......


hee hee heee ......

Or how about this one!!

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them
with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They are a real pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her
body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........She felt
that having only two breasts might leave her body more symmetrically
balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot
at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you
needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it
up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it
into the bushes.


Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden
of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one more oversight on your
part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and
the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so
alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are
right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
immediately create a man from a part of you.




Now let's see............Where
did I put that useless boob??????"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that **** about the
rib!!

lol Cindy .....

Maybe that is why men are so partial to the tv - you know the "Boob Tube" ... lol and what about the "Tele Bubbies" .... roflmao .....

LMAO with LadyEye and Dream Lady... oh so true... lol

Only a man could actually be grateful about living in a urinal... lol God has such a good sense of humour... lol
Isn't there a saying about happy pigs... lol... how does that go again? Happy as a pig in shhh...umm... mud, that's it! ... lmao