Thread: Corrupt a Wish Game

Ok, in this game, you present the group with a wish of yours, and the next person has to corrupt it AND make a new wish.

example:

Person 1- I wish that I could get straight A's.

Person 2- POOF! You have straight A's, but your teachers find you so smart that you are transferred to a new school where you know nobody!

I wish I could have a dog.

Person 3- SHAZAM! You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it.


etc...I'll start this off:

I wish i had a muffin

Muffing, stuffing

I wish I had a brain

You have a brain, but it needs defragging

I wish I had a pet monkey.

YOU are my pet monkey

I wish I could use bluevoda better

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

YOU are my pet monkey

I wish I could use bluevoda better

David - Voila - You are a sleuth at bluevoda, but you've lost your mind so you can't remember it .....


I wish it were summer again!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

David - Voila - You are a sleuth at bluevoda, but you've lost your mind so you can't remember it .....


I wish it were summer again!!

What a bummer summer


I wish I had one of Eric´s rings

Eric's rings..?? what about'em??

I wish i had more time to spend with my family..
and that pet monkey is quite a good idea..!

BINGO, you have more time to spend with your family, but you have no job now...
I wish ... there were more hours in the day.

Originally Posted by Asos_Illusionist

Eric's rings..?? what about'em??

I wish i had more time to spend with my family..
and that pet monkey is quite a good idea..!

Poof .... your family has moved in with you, all of them, all 29 of them, only one problem ... you've lost your bed, you are on the floor ... lol

I wish I could find my lost chain!!

Poof - you find your chain, but it is in the lake attached to an anchor..

I wish ... I could have a couple of days to myself.

You have a couple days to yourself -in that lake in a boat far from shore with leaks and no life jackets.

I wish I could stay organized.

And then as you fell organized and have
everything planed out.. your minutes,
days, weeks, months, income, kids etc.etc.
....an alien spaceship lands ontop of your house

I wish i had real magical powers.. it could be fun!

Voila ... real magical powers for you, but with the magic comes the work, over three million people want their wishes performed now ... you are stressed ....

I wish my dog would stay in for the night, it's far too cold here -12 brrrr....

(God i'm gonna be a real meenie now.. sorry)
You stay the night in working out a plan to make money
that you forget that you have your beloved dog outside
freezing to death.. you open the door at the morning like
nothing happend and sudenly.. you find the horrific view
of what it "was" yesterday your dog..
(sorry)

I wish i could just get my self off the laptop now to go to
sleep cause tomorrow i've got like 14 hours of work..
and i need sleep cause i'm gonna work like 30 dec &
31 dec & 01 jan like 12 hours minimum per day..

Originally Posted by Asos_Illusionist

(God i'm gonna be a real meenie now.. sorry)
You stay the night in working out a plan to make money
that you forget that you have your beloved dog outside
freezing to death.. you open the door at the morning like
nothing happend and sudenly.. you find the horrific view
of what it "was" yesterday your dog..
(sorry)

I wish i could just get my self off the laptop now to go to
sleep cause tomorrow i've got like 14 hours of work..
and i need sleep cause i'm gonna work like 30 dec &
31 dec & 01 jan like 12 hours minimum per day..

oh that was very cruel ... I agree ... my poor doggie, lol .... glad this is a game, she is now grounded, never getting out ... lol

Voila - you are off the laptop only to discover that as you were walking away it fell to the floor and smashed to smitherines and you have no insurance and no back up and you are totally devastated, so devastated that you miss the next 3 days of work and you get fired .....

I wish I had two dogs .... lmao


ooops ... EDIT - forgot to say "I'm sorry" lol

Poof! You have two dogs, but they are like rabbits, so now you have 22 dogs..

I wish I could fly.

Alacazam! You CAN fly, but you are required to pay a $4500 registration fee that was due last week!

I wish I could be less visionary....

Originally Posted by Vasili

Alacazam! You CAN fly, but you are required to pay a $4500 registration fee that was due last week!

I wish I could be less visionary....

Liz - 22 dogs, omg ... lol

Voila - Eye've taken your Keen Senses & Eye Vasili... but now I have two, and you just don't know what to do, you are lost and want things back the way they were, and well you can't!! ...... lol

I wish I could be cloned!!!!!

Ok Hollies your all so awstruck by your reflections you can't do anything but swoon together in harmony.

I wise everyone wern't so sinecal.

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Ok Hollies your all so awstruck by your reflections you can't do anything but swoon together in harmony.

I wise everyone wern't so sinecal.

<peeling back the drape to reveal...> "People aren't really cynical, Robert! You've just been listenting to demons all this time, and now that you're hard-wired, you need to replace your soul at your local ACE hardware before January 1st!!"

I wish I could be anonymous again....

Poof !! Who was that man?

I wish I were more clever..

There was this guy who wanted to be anonymous but I can't remember his name.

I wish every thibg was as easy as wishing

Originally Posted by larazovich

Poof !! Who was that man?

I wish I were more clever..

Jaw dropping at how advanced Liz truly is, and closing again to smile seeing how difficult it is to be trapped in a reality where she must now compromise everything to stoop the the level of the masses (like women do anyway, but more like being an adult sitting in a kindergarten chair trying to fit in with the rest of the class).

I wish I had a 1969 deMatasso Mangusta with a full tank of gas....

That's a Maserati, right?\Poof, It's yours, with a full tank of gas, but the gas tank is sealed......

I wish I had super healing powers..

Poof: Your super fingers just went through the key board and you can't chat any more.

I wish I could type fast enough to stay in this game

Originally Posted by larazovich

That's a Maserati, right?\Poof, It's yours, with a full tank of gas, but the gas tank is sealed......

I wish I had super healing powers..

Actually, it was the forerunner of the Pantera ...less than 200 made, and only 6 imported into the US, only 3 surviving: too powerful of a car for some, as 3 crashed and died...
Wow....the doldrums have been lifted from me (thanks to Liz), but I see she is being taken to jail for practicing medicine without a license!

I wish I could refrain from Forum frivolity.....

aaahhhhh, I see. I am a bigger fam of smaller motors, high preformers, too, though - my dad built Formula Fords, had a Lotus Super 7 to cruise about in... Pantera body styles sorta remind me of the Lotus Europa

Shezam, no more frivolous forum-ing, but the forum dries up for lack of Vasili's bright humor...

I wish I could type faster..

Originally Posted by larazovich

aaahhhhh, I see. I am a bigger fam of smaller motors, high preformers, too, though - my dad built Formula Fords, had a Lotus Super 7 to cruise about in... Pantera body styles sorta remind me of the Lotus Europa

Shezam, no more frivolous forum-ing, but the forum dries up for lack of Vasili's bright humor...

I wish I could type faster..

Voila ... and Liz is typing so fast, so fast that her keyboard falls apart .

I wish my car never needed to be "gassed up".

larazovich:

Dear liz, If your dad still likes lotus type customs I can hook you up with a Jensen Healy Drive engine and trans cheep. Totaled the car years ago.

Circuspet-
Bummer for the totalled ride..
No, Dad passed several years ago, and I couldn't afford to continue that dream...but thanks for the thought.
I still miss all the works in progress, though.

Voila ... and Liz is typing so fast, so fast that her keyboard falls apart .

I wish my car never needed to be "gassed up".



Pouff - your gas tank disappears and eliminates the need for fuel..and then the vehicle comes to a screeching halt - for lack of fuel....

I wish I still had that Super 7

Originally Posted by larazovich

Voila ... and Liz is typing so fast, so fast that her keyboard falls apart .

I wish my car never needed to be "gassed up".



Pouff - your gas tank disappears and eliminates the need for fuel..and then the vehicle comes to a screeching halt - for lack of fuel....

I wish I still had that Super 7

Voila - You've got that Super 7 back (is that a car, lol) ... but ho ho ho ...

you've no where to go ......


I wish I knew what a Super 7 was ... lol

LadyEye:

Poof ! You are now the president of the Sports Car Club of America (SCCA) and must leave your home to live near Willow Springs where you have no friends.

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

LadyEye:

Poof ! You are now the president of the Sports Car Club of America (SCCA) and must leave your home to live near Willow Springs where you have no friends.

ty CP ....... that's perfect, I'll take the wish and even the bad luck!!
I can handle that .....


What is your wish CP .... you forgot to include it ... your wish is our command!!

I wish I was able to avoid having to go to the office everyday.....

Originally Posted by Vasili

I wish I was able to avoid having to go to the office everyday.....

Vasili you can now retire because you just won the lottery but when you went to turn in your ticket, you dropped your cigar, your car caught on fire and poof up in flames was your ticket.Lol(should have quit smoking earlier)

I wish I could send you another winning ticket.

Oh this is a good one!

I wish I could have THE most perfect, popular website in the world.....
PFRCKNOOF-
then Id have to work...lol

Try your hand again, Kate.....you're supposed to first grant Holly's wish, not your own! and THEN you make your wish known...
LOLOL

Where is YOUR wish Eric ??

I wish I could talk like eric...............

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Where is YOUR wish Eric ??

I wish I could talk like eric...............

Poof .... you can talk like Eric ... but oh no, you are so darn sexy that your sunny yacht in Spain sunk because you were overloaded by women .... lmao .....

I wish I hadn't said that ... lol

As I am tied up at a mooring(by all those women) it didnt sink very far......

I wish you were here.........................ahrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Alacazam and Whiffwoffwave! She WAS there, but you were asleep and she had to catch a plane before she found the heart to wake you! (Proof is found by the flower she left on the pylon your boat is tied to)

I wish I was able to write/talk/communicate on a more "universal" level like others.......

LOL

Originally Posted by Vasili

Alacazam and Whiffwoffwave! She WAS there, but you were asleep and she had to catch a plane before she found the heart to wake you! (Proof is found by the flower she left on the pylon your boat is tied to)

I wish I was able to write/talk/communicate on a more "universal" level like others.......

LOL

Voila Vasili ... You're a universal communicator in all aspects of the word, gosh you even have your own buttons, on, off, refresh, lol however, you really found there was no difference ... hee hee

I wish I had a heart....

Originally Posted by Vasili

Alacazam and Whiffwoffwave! She WAS there, but you were asleep and she had to catch a plane before she found the heart to wake you! (Proof is found by the flower she left on the pylon your boat is tied to)

I wish I was able to write/talk/communicate on a more "universal" level like others.......

LOL

You can Talk/communicate in this universe.....but everyone else is in another universe.

I wish I could give my heart to ladyeyes

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Voila Vasili ... You're a universal communicator in all aspects of the word, gosh you even have your own buttons, on, off, refresh, lol however, you really found there was no difference ... hee hee

I wish I had a heart....

Poof-a-bang-Bang! You DO have a heart (a wonderful one at that), but since you cannot contain your sincerity and caring, you have retracted to a more effective comfort zone that may seem restrictive but is completely sustainable.....

I wish I could find a way to have a magically "Never-Empty" expresso mug....maybe then I could find it easier to stop smoking.....

Originally Posted by Vasili

Alacazam and Whiffwoffwave! She WAS there, but you were asleep and she had to catch a plane before she found the heart to wake you! (Proof is found by the flower she left on the pylon your boat is tied to)

I wish I was able to write/talk/communicate on a more "universal" level like others.......

LOL

You can Talk/communicate in this universe.....but everyone else is in another universe.

I wish I could give my heart to ladyeyes......(2 for the price of 1)

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

You can Talk/communicate in this universe.....but everyone else is in another universe.

I wish I could give my heart to ladyeyes......(2 for the price of 1)

Why David! Of course you can give your heart to your cyberLove, but just as you do, you realize that it was promptly microwaved and eaten by our favorite VodAlien!

I wish I could stop amusing myself with these crazy visuals and get something accomplished today.......


PS: What about my expresso craving?????????

Originally Posted by Vasili

Poof-a-bang-Bang! You DO have a heart (a wonderful one at that), but since you cannot contain your sincerity and caring, you have retracted to a more effective comfort zone that may seem restrictive but is completely sustainable.....

I wish I could find a way to have a magically "Never-Empty" expresso mug....maybe then I could find it easier to stop smoking.....

Voila .... A never-empty expresso mug awaits you every morning as you realized you've awoken to a new day .... but .... but ... your cup runneth over as you were outside smoking and the good fairy said "No more Expresso for you" ... (or was that the bad fairy, lol)

I wish I had an "in-house" cook!! (hungry)

Vasili, you have accomplished everything that you wished for today.......then
one of your associates said "NO, No, no you dont do it that way!!

I wish everyone happiness and joy...........

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Vasili, you have accomplished everything that you wished for today.......then
one of your associates said "NO, No, no you dont do it that way!!

I wish everyone happiness and joy...........

Zimba-Zamba! Everyone is happy and full of Joy, but then the movie reel came to and end and you realize you just stepped in a half-empty super-buttery popcorn bin and splashed remaining orange drink over your pantleg as you try to exit your seat!

I wish I could do all my webbie stuff unaided....

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Voila .... A never-empty expresso mug awaits you every morning as you realized you've awoken to a new day .... but .... but ... your cup runneth over as you were outside smoking and the good fairy said "No more Expresso for you" ... (or was that the bad fairy, lol)

I wish I had an "in-house" cook!! (hungry)

LE...you got passed over, so I'm backing up a bit to grant you your wish!

POOF!! Your wish is my command. You have the best gourmet in house cook you could ever want or need. He has fed you way to much food and you find yourself now rolling to the computer to type his letter of dismissal. It starts out.....Dear Vasili....lol

I wish I could chuck everything and live on a tropical island!

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

LE...you got passed over, so I'm backing up a bit to grant you your wish!

POOF!! Your wish is my command. You have the best gourmet in house cook you could ever want or need. He has fed you way to much food and you find yourself now rolling to the computer to type his letter of dismissal. It starts out.....Dear Vasili....lol

I wish I could chuck everything and live on a tropical island!

ZimZamShabang! You HAVE your own tropical island, and have a help-mate named Chuck, who forgot to tell you that there was a balloon payment for property taxes due the first of the year in the amount of $2.4M, so now you must pack your bags and ride the raft!

I wish I could stop playing VodaGames and really DO something worthwhile already....

I wish I will be rich :)

Originally Posted by Vasili

ZimZamShabang! You HAVE your own tropical island, and have a help-mate named Chuck, who forgot to tell you that there was a balloon payment for property taxes due the first of the year in the amount of $2.4M, so now you must pack your bags and ride the raft!

I wish I could stop playing VodaGames and really DO something worthwhile already....

Zing, Zang, Zung!! Your wish has been granted. All VodaGames have disappeared, all word games are gone, all useless and totally unproductive threads?...Gone! Even the hint of someone typing somthing fun, locks up their keyboard. All Business now! No fun! Your computer has swallowed you and you must now work from the inside out. You will only be released once you have solved all the world problems making your release worthwhile!

I wish I wasn't on that island and instead lived high on a cloud (that doesn't cost anything)

Dream Lady:

Poof, your on your cloud totaly detached from the world and surounded by echoing harp music 24/7.

I wish someone made a pill that would let me understand all this web building stuff.

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Dream Lady:

Poof, your on your cloud totaly detached from the world and surounded by echoing harp music 24/7.

I wish someone made a pill that would let me understand all this web building stuff.

Voila CP ... the pill arrived, you took the pill, you were more than understanding of all this web building stuff, and all of a sudden you felt ill and the pill was on a one way path regurgitating and poof, it flew outta your mouth, into your puppys mouth, and now the only thing you know is you have a computing dog building sites operating a mouse ... lol


I wish I didn't have so much clutter!!!!!!!!!

Abra Gadabra, Lady Eye!!! No more clutter for you! You are as neat and organized as can be! Feel's good doesn't it? oh no....wait a minute.... what was that? Oh no, my husband has just come to visit you...please don't be mad...he brought his uhaul full of sh** and oh no...he's putting it in your house. Now you have computers, monitors, equipment, dirty socks, souviners, etc. piled to the ceiling of your living room!

I wish my husband was not a pack rat!

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Abra Gadabra, Lady Eye!!! No more clutter for you! You are as neat and organized as can be! Feel's good doesn't it? oh no....wait a minute.... what was that? Oh no, my husband has just come to visit you...please don't be mad...he brought his uhaul full of sh** and oh no...he's putting it in your house. Now you have computers, monitors, equipment, dirty socks, souviners, etc. piled to the ceiling of your living room!

I wish my husband was not a pack rat!

lol Cindy, thanks for that .... I'd probably take it all, lol, I am not the worst, but I'm trying ... lol ...

Voila Cindy ... you husband is no longer a pack rat, but with that your 100 pair of ***** were quite pack ratty too, and out they went, and you are now barefoot ... (not preggie tho)

I wish I were in a gambling casino winning millions!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol Cindy, thanks for that .... I'd probably take it all, lol, I am not the worst, but I'm trying ... lol ...

Voila Cindy ... you husband is no longer a pack rat, but with that your 100 pair of ***** were quite pack ratty too, and out they went, and you are now barefoot ... (not preggie tho)

I wish I were in a gambling casino winning millions!!!!!!!!!

PooP! Whoops, I mean POOF!
You were playing in a casino, and were winning handsomely....until your connection was lost and your winnings were evaporated just as you learned the FBI was the one who cut your connection in a crackdown on online gambling, and the RMP is knocking at your door.....

I wish I was a Captain again.....

Originally Posted by Vasili

PooP! Whoops, I mean POOF!
You were playing in a casino, and were winning handsomely....until your connection was lost and your winnings were evaporated just as you learned the FBI was the one who cut your connection in a crackdown on online gambling, and the RMP is knocking at your door.....

I wish I was a Captain again.....

Thanks I suppose ... lol

Voila ................ you are Captain ..... and the Captain always goes down with his ship ........ lol ............ down you go and you can't get back up .... sorry .....

I wish I knew what I wanted .......

You know what you want but you can never get it.

I wish I had less need for sleep.


And Holly go get your mail LOL

Originally Posted by Bethers

You know what you want but you can never get it.

I wish I had less need for sleep.


And Holly go get your mail LOL

- OKAY


Voila .... Bethers .... You find yourself without the need for sleep, but then the whole world was found sleeping and you were very very lonesome ....

I wish I had a baby picture ........ (cause I don't, waa waa waa)

Originally Posted by LadyEye

- OKAY


Voila .... Bethers .... You find yourself without the need for sleep, but then the whole world was found sleeping and you were very very lonesome ....

I wish I had a baby picture ........ (cause I don't, waa waa waa)

What about the video made last night Baaaaabbbby????

WHOOPS!

You do in fact have a baby picture, and it is quite popular: it is on every bottle of Gerber ever made.....but, alas! you get no commission, for it has been more than ten years in the public domain!

I wish I could disappear now.....

Originally Posted by Vasili

What about the video made last night Baaaaabbbby????

WHOOPS!

You do in fact have a baby picture, and it is quite popular: it is on every bottle of Gerber ever made.....but, alas! you get no commission, for it has been more than ten years in the public domain!

I wish I could disappear now.....

lol .... well at least I could collect the labels, lol ....


Abbracadabra .... I'm a magician and I've made Vasili disappear, and then when I tried to make him reappear he came back as a Lady .... hairy legs and all .... lmao

I wish I could make the time all over the world the same time everywhere!

La La La La...Ladyeye and her time! She wished for time to be the same all over the world at any given moment...and so it was. Everybody woke up at the same time, ate breakfast at the same time, went to work, ate lunch, went home, ate dinner, went to bed...all at the same time...including Santa and his elves. Well..needless to say, Christmas went by the wayside, because Santa was busy sleeping. No packages were delivered by UPS, Fedex, because they were all home sleeping. Because of this the earth stopped turning, just as the sun, was shining on Canada and then no one could ever sleep again in Canada...

(oh my....that was off the wall. lol)

I wish my dogs could talk

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

La La La La...Ladyeye and her time! She wished for time to be the same all over the world at any given moment...and so it was. Everybody woke up at the same time, ate breakfast at the same time, went to work, ate lunch, went home, ate dinner, went to bed...all at the same time...including Santa and his elves. Well..needless to say, Christmas went by the wayside, because Santa was busy sleeping. No packages were delivered by UPS, Fedex, because they were all home sleeping. Because of this the earth stopped turning, just as the sun, was shining on Canada and then no one could ever sleep again in Canada...

(oh my....that was off the wall. lol)

I wish my dogs could talk

CINDY???? Looks like you found a way to "bide your time" with some wine, eh??

Whiffle-waffle-crimble-brimble!
Who do you think has been having a little "tea party" in the kitchen all this time?
Your poochies have been having so much fun even making prank phone calls that you did not even notice that they were all to places like Pakistan, Indonesia, and Bangladesh.....all 617,118 minutes worth!!
Now they are going to haul you off to the doghouse where you can howl to your heart's content!

I wish we could arbritrarily shoot spammers and flim-flammers....

Originally Posted by Vasili

CINDY???? Looks like you found a way to "bide your time" with some wine, eh??

Whiffle-waffle-crimble-brimble!
Who do you think has been having a little "tea party" in the kitchen all this time?
Your poochies have been having so much fun even making prank phone calls that you did not even notice that they were all to places like Pakistan, Indonesia, and Bangladesh.....all 617,118 minutes worth!!
Now they are going to haul you off to the doghouse where you can howl to your heart's content!

I wish we could arbritrarily shoot spammers and flim-flammers....

Ok Vasili .... your wish has been granted ... you've earned yourself a "shooting spree" and you jumped at the chance to begin shooting spammers and flim-flammers and just as you were set to begin you had forgotten to wish for the ammo .... so no go .... and the spamers and flim-flammers multiplied leaving us all in a worse state of Spam ....

I wish I could see the future through a crystal ball!!

Lady Eye:

Poof You have your orb but every time you try to act on any future event, the future is changed which only adds to your confusion.

I wish I had all the mony I spent foolishly.

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Lady Eye:

Poof You have your orb but every time you try to act on any future event, the future is changed which only adds to your confusion.

I wish I had all the mony I spent foolishly.

lol CP ..... dang future, lol

CP ............. Voila ............ You have all the money you have ever spent foolishly, only to realize you only had pennies, for what you did realize was that every penny spent was a lesson learned and could never replace any lessons learned with any amount of money ever .....


I wish I had my own airplane, with my own pilot!!

Poof, you are the proud owner of a ford tri-motor and your pilot Alfred E. Newman also packed your emergency parashute.

Now you can plan your final flight or should I say crash.


I wish I knew how to use every thing at my disposal

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Poof, you are the proud owner of a ford tri-motor and your pilot Alfred E. Newman also packed your emergency parashute.

Now you can plan your final flight or should I say crash.


I wish I knew how to use every thing at my disposal

Ba-da-Binnnnggg! You truly CAN use everything at your disposal, Robert, thanks to the handy guide the plumber left right by the sink itself!
But! Alas! You forgot to take out the 2 spoons from your morning coffee, and you not only rudely awoke the little lady, but fried the damn thing and now require a return visit by the same plumber PLUS the cost of a new disposal!
(Gotcha! Playing with words, are weez??? LOL)


I wish I did not have to be aware of evil in the world.....

Originally Posted by Vasili

Ba-da-Binnnnggg! You truly CAN use everything at your disposal, Robert, thanks to the handy guide the plumber left right by the sink itself!
But! Alas! You forgot to take out the 2 spoons from your morning coffee, and you not only rudely awoke the little lady, but fried the damn thing and now require a return visit by the same plumber PLUS the cost of a new disposal!
(Gotcha! Playing with words, are weez??? LOL)


I wish I did not have to be aware of evil in the world.....

Voillllllllaaaaaaalaaa .......... Vasili awakens to a new day, no evil, or at least that he is aware of ... so he plans his day in the usual way and later discovers that without evil there is no good, so his day was dull as "duck #&$^" lol

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

Poof! LadyEye... your wish has been granted... YOU are an Oscar Meyer Wiener
BUT low and behold the dog you left in the cold has become inveritably Meaner
And ate your lil ole Wiener!

I wish I could be leaner!

Poof! Your now Kate Moss and can't find work and have no means to afford your coke habbit.

Sorry Kate I didn't mean it.... LOL

I wish I amused others as easily as I amuse myself.

Alacazam Circus.... your wish has been granted!
Kate Moss is amused and laughs at your joke but the skinny b*tch says 'I still ain't sharing my coke!'

I wish I had a pony....

Originally Posted by Dori

Alacazam Circus.... your wish has been granted!
Kate Moss is amused and laughs at your joke but the skinny b*tch says 'I still ain't sharing my coke!'

I wish I had a pony....

lol Dori

Voila ............ a pony for you ......... but you had no stable and the pony left for a much "stabler" (lol) place ......


I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish I had better insight!!!

ta da!!! It is insight you wish for and insight you get. But with the insight you also get hind-sight, outa-sight, blind-sight. You get so confused that your natural intuition leads you astray and you end up with no sight...

I wish I had a live in maid.

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

ta da!!! It is insight you wish for and insight you get. But with the insight you also get hind-sight, outa-sight, blind-sight. You get so confused that your natural intuition leads you astray and you end up with no sight...

I wish I had a live in maid.

lol Cindy .... I think you are the best at playing this game ... u are so funny .... let's see what I can do to top that .....

Buda boom buda bang .... Voila ......... a Maid for you ... but the darn maid tends to be such a sexy thing that you find you can't look at her butt while she dusts anymore, so you send her packing and resort to wearing that French Maid outfit for your hubby ..... lol ....... and of course, you once again, enjoy your housework and so does he ............. Now how was that ... lmao (not even so bad eh!!)

I wish I could go on the TV show Survivor!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

I wish I could go on the TV show Survivor!!

Dearest LadyEye how can I resist...
Your wish to be a Survivor is at the top of my list...

But lo and behold on the isle of Panai...
You discover an herb and become quite high...

In your hazy, high stupor you think that you may
Outlast, outwit and of course outplay...
The other survivors you struggle to best...
But being quite high... can't remember the rest...
So here you sit on the isle of Panai...
Lost and alone... but oh so high

I wish I were a faerie...

ladyeye! Very good...only you would never want to see me in one of those french maid outfits!! lol

My Friend Dori: A faerie you want to be? Your wish is my command.








A faerie you are!

You fly around in your enchanted style, doing good along the way. Until one day, you found out there are many different meanings to the term "faerie" and it is spelled so many different ways. Oh my, oh my, which one am I you ponder. Then one day the Queen faeire of your group revealed the truth to you. To be continued....

I wish I had a Hummer that got 50 miles to the gallon!

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

ladyeye! Very good...only you would never want to see me in one of those french maid outfits!! lol

My Friend Dori: A faerie you want to be? Your wish is my command.








A faerie you are!

You fly around in your enchanted style, doing good along the way. Until one day, you found out there are many different meanings to the term "faerie" and it is spelled so many different ways. Oh my, oh my, which one am I you ponder. Then one day the Queen faeire of your group revealed the truth to you. To be continued....

I wish I had a Hummer that got 50 miles to the gallon!

Zingle -Zangle! You do in fact have a Hummer that gets 50 miles to the gallon, Cindy!
Haven't you noticed how your family has enjoyed zipping it around town, doing little stunts, and generally spending a lot of time being satisfied with it??
Alas.........it had to be me to point out that it is actually a Matchbox Hummer, and all the driving around was due to the sugar in the gallon of soft drink consumed prior!

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