Thread: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

NINE POINTS TO PONDER FOR 2007


#9
Life is sexually transmitted. Death can be also, but there is a choice there, isn't it???


#8
Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. (or so I've been told)


#7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
(I am proof of that: Look! I'm a "General"!! LOL)


#6
Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


#5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.


#4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


#3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???


#2
In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Homeland Security??


HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

PS: There really should have been ten, but I thought repeating the same thing would get old. I have been advised otherwise, so here goes:


#10
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Gotcha!!

Rotflmao

Lol !!!

lol Vasili

I've done my pondering and I vow to eat fish daily, take prozac regularly, get myself a slinky and pretend I'm a hurricane, lol ....

Lol!

lol Vasili, Happy New Year to you!

ROFLMAO...ohh...good one mi fren and well...I gotta say ... I like #6...the slinky....hehe....lol

Originally Posted by beegud2

ROFLMAO...ohh...good one mi fren and well...I gotta say ... I like #6...the slinky....hehe....lol

That's cause you're a slinky one yourself........ol' tinkertots......lol

Originally Posted by C L

That's cause you're a slinky one yourself........ol' tinkertots......lol

SSSSSSHHHHH...noone's figured it out yet...and tried to push me down any stairs....great now I gotta watch out for stairs....sigh...LMAO

Originally Posted by beegud2

SSSSSSHHHHH...noone's figured it out yet...and tried to push me down any stairs....great now I gotta watch out for stairs....sigh...LMAO

Oh sorry about that Beez, I forgot............ssssssssssssh supposed to be a secret.......dang it, I keep putting my foot in my mouth. (Leans against Beez and she falls down the stairs like a slinky.........lol) Ooooooooh Beezie, you ok? I didn't mean that........dang I'm clumsy today, all hooves.......oooops wrong thread......oh my, give me a drink.

Originally Posted by C L

Oh sorry about that Beez, I forgot............ssssssssssssh supposed to be a secret.......dang it, I keep putting my foot in my mouth. (Leans against Beez and she falls down the stairs like a slinky.........lol) Ooooooooh Beezie, you ok? I didn't mean that........dang I'm clumsy today, all hooves.......oooops wrong thread......oh my, give me a drink.

Methinks the lady has been dipping in the chanpagne trough a bit too much...lol...(getting up slowly from the bottom of the stairs)...I'm Ok ..thanks...had to reach down as fast as possible...thanks for the shove....lol

As usual Vasili, Class stuff. One of your best. Never did get the address, is that telling me something...?

Originally Posted by choco777

As usual Vasili, Class stuff. One of your best. Never did get the address, is that telling me something...?

George! I never really "spell out" my emails on a forum!!!

(Use your mouse to "rollover" the link to see my actual address!)

my idea was to email me.....not to worry

Love #6

Love it when I can make you smile, Sharon!

(scoring as many points as possible to stay out of "Hell", don't you know! LOL)

So you think that will keep you out!...........Lol

Gotta to love you

Originally Posted by SChajin

So you think that will keep you out!...........Lol

Gotta to love you

NOPE it won't! (just kiddn' Vasili)

Robyn, you KNOW I always try to keep my VH-womenses in the utmost regard, treat them with respect, and go to war in their defense at the drop of a hat!

I think the least you can assure me is that you won't throw me under the bus without deserving it????

Vasili:

I like #1, I'm still wating for the USDA to tell us who pooped in the spinich pach.

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Vasili:

I like #1, I'm still wating for the USDA to tell us who pooped in the spinich pach.

Probably gonna blame Cheney for that one too, right?

Better yet.....call the Marines! We finally are getting closer to Osama's hiding place!!

LOL

Vasili:

check out the cover of this months Mad Magazine. Greetings from Armstrong Ranch.

lol Vasili ...love number 7!