Thread: Stir the Spaghetti ...

A young girl had just got married and was upstairs with her husband. He was undressing and took off his shirt. Well, he had hair on his chest.

The girl ran downd the steps into the kitchen with her mother, and said ma ma ma he has hair all over his chest. The mother said thats ok, lots of men have hair all over their chest. Now let me stir the spagetti, go up to your husband.

Now the man was taking off his pants and she noticed he had hair all over his legs and body!

She runs down the stairs screaming ma ma, ma ma, he has hair all over his body! The mother says, thats ok lots of men have hair all over their body, now let me stir the spagetti and you go back up there with your husband.

Well he was taking off his ***** and socks. Unfortunately, when he was in the war, he had half his foot cut off.

The girl ran down to her mother screaming ma ma, ma ma, he only has a foot and a half! Ma ma said, here you stir the spagetti, I'll go up...

AH Lady Eye, still in fine form I see. Hilarious!

lmao... in his dreams... or her dreams?... lol

Originally Posted by MandyN

lmao... in his dreams... or her dreams?... lol

lol Mandy ... I wonder about the "Meatballs" in that sauce .... might be a better trade .... lmao .... Can we say "Mama Mia Mandalia" lol

Mmm-hmmm....the "old family recipie" I suppose??

LOL

I don't think I would be bringing my man home to meet mamma... she's bad... lol and after that thought Holly, I wouldn't dare touch the spaghetti sauce... lol

Originally Posted by MandyN

I don't think I would be bringing my man home to meet mamma... she's bad... lol and after that thought Holly, I wouldn't dare touch the spaghetti sauce... lol

lol Mandy .........

You must try the noodles though .... someone told me they are terrific ....
hmmm .... wonder who that was .... lol

Poor thing, the disappointment she will have when she gets up there. hehe.

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol Mandy .........

You must try the noodles though .... someone told me they are terrific ....
hmmm .... wonder who that was .... lol

Who!? Who!? Tell me who it was?... lol

Originally Posted by MandyN

Who!? Who!? Tell me who it was?... lol

lol ... you sounding like an owl ... so I think you are as wise as one ... so you can figure ... lol

Nice to see you Teri .... you too have been amongst the missing ....

Everyone .... back to voda ... row call please .... lmao

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol ... you sounding like an owl ... so I think you are as wise as one ... so you can figure ... lol

Nice to see you Teri .... you too have been amongst the missing ....

Everyone .... back to voda ... row call please .... lmao

lol... yes I can guess... lol better keep my big owl eyes open for passing prey... lol

Hahaha!

Cheers LadyEye. Hope you had a good Christmas.

Hmmmm

Good One

Having manage to escape damage below the waist, I fell proud to say I still have two feet.