Thread: Reincarnation..........

REINCARNATION......

Colin came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as
he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.


He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
wearing a long flowing white robe.

"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Colin, "and what are you doing in my
bedroom?"
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

Colin was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to
live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me
back straight away".

St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.

We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Colin was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his
house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around
pecking the ground.

"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling
welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen, how
are you enjoying your first day here?"

"It's not so bad" replies Colin, "but I have this strange feeling inside

like I'm about to explode".

"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before". "Never" replies Colin

"Well just relax and let it happen"

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and
his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the
first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming
and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that
ever happened to him...ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting

"Colin, wake up you drunk pig, you are ****ting on the bed!!!"

Lmao

lol funny ManAlien .... wasn't quite sure how that one could possibly conclude .... funny though

Got a laugh out of me. Did not end like I thought it would! lol

lol...why are we always the "pig"

good one

Originally Posted by beebrothers

lol...why are we always the "pig"

lol beebrothers ...... shoulda asked your mother .... lol

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol beebrothers ...... shoulda asked your mother .... lol

I found the answer :p
http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmi...ng_advice.html

Haha! .. here I thought you we're going somewhere with a gay joke, funny stuff!

lol Astral ......

Originally Posted by C L

lol Astral ......

The LEADER reincarnated too........but not a hen .....thank goodness.......lol

lmao. Oh thats great. Nice one!

lol

Originally Posted by beebrothers

I found the answer :p
http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmi...ng_advice.html

Hilarious BeesBrothers ... you've outdone yourself ..... (you have a real sniffer for this stuff eh! lol)

What can I say, other than

Some Women Just Want It All .... lol

very funny

Originally Posted by VodaHost

very funny

At least I didn't get punished this time .......lol

Glad you enjoyed that General.....

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

The LEADER reincarnated too........but not a hen .....thank goodness.......lol

Not a hen?......hmmmm

What about a chicken then.........

Originally Posted by C L

Not a hen?......hmmmm

What about a chicken then.........

Not chicken either......hmmmmmm.....maybe a ROOSTER........lol

Rooster eh? hmmm perhaps, but it will only give you something to crow about......ha ha ha, you in disguise?

Originally Posted by C L

Rooster eh? hmmm perhaps, but it will only give you something to crow about......ha ha ha, you in disguise?

Yes yes yes disguises are great.....see the new one....lol

Clint Eastwood.........go ahead make our day. lol