Thread: Spiders....

Spiders........



A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He Smiled as

he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears Formed in

his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature Through

such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she

Was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders

doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he

replied,

"No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, Then

took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any Of that

moffie **** in our garden."

lol

HAHAHAHAHA *emails around* totally superb!

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