Thread: Senior Citizen

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"

"Because she can still drive!"

Originally Posted by bill2006

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"

"Because she can still drive!"

What do retired people do all day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and entered a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a s---head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.......
It's important at my age..........

Great ones Bill! Isn't it amazing, how little makes us happy as we get older!

These made me laugh! Thanks!

Those are great!

lol Bill

A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady and an older gentleman peering into the shop window, where there were posters of glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week, and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.

He called them into his shop. "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer." He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five-star hotel.

The older lady and gentleman, as could be expected, gladly accepted and were off!

About a month later, the little lady came in to the travel agency. "And how did you like your holiday?" the agent asked eagerly.

"The flight was exciting, and the room was lovely," she said.
"I've come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?"

loved them - we seniors have a wicked sense of humor

Always keep a sense of humor in reserve.