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    e-i-i-s-s-s-h-h

    One day Sipho was enjoying the sun at the beach in
    South Africa .

    A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"


    Sipho answered, "No, I am Sipho."


    Another guy came and asked him the same question.

    Sipho answered, "No! No! Me Sipho!"

    A third one came and asked him the same question again.

    Sipho was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.



    While walking he saw a certain guy soaking in the sun.


    He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"

    This guy was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."

    Sipho slapped him in his face and said,


    "Hey wena(you)..... Everyone is looking for you and you are


    sitting over here!!!"

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    HaHa
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    Who is Sipho? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Lady
    Who is Sipho? lol

    Some African chap(blackman)......lol

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    lol Astral

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    Poor Sipho needs to relax a little ... lol ManAlien .... how is the leader?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyEye
    Poor Sipho needs to relax a little ... lol ManAlien .... how is the leader?????
    Glad you ladies enjoyed that.....lol.....just some of South African jokes....lol

    Sipho....e-i-i-s-s-s-h-h......what's that..????......lol

    The LEADER is doing fine, just too busy with work....lol
    And how are you doing my 2nd in COMMAND not heard form you on the forum for a while ....lol

    I like your new signature.....looks great....

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    E-i-i-s-s-s-h-h.....Sipho at it again......lol


    Emily Mpo faints

    Sipho phones for ambulance

    "Address please"

    4 Eucalyptus street

    "Spell please"......long silence....

    "Eishhhhhh, if I drag her to Oak street, can u pick her up there?



    Eishhhhh............LMAO

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    Default Re: RELAXING.....e-i-i-s-s-s-h-h

    ^lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by darklight
    ^lmao
    EISHHHH POOR SIPHO.......LMAO

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    good one, Astral.

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    Hi "Astraltraveler",

    E-i-s-s-s-h we are now four South African's on this site.

    Regards
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob (SA)
    Hi "Astraltraveler",

    E-i-s-s-s-h we are now four South African's on this site.

    Regards
    Rob

    YEAH.....at least we know the meaning of Eisssh......lol and who and what Sipho is all about.......lmao

    Well there my friend once more welcome to Vodaland.... Hope you have visited our Alien Family site and hopefuly decide to join .....sure my Canadian friend Ladyeye and my 2nd in COMMAND would love to have another South African on board....

    I'm pretty sure there are a few more than four of us, I think now and then they do pop in...

    By the way ROB my real name is MANUEL...I'm a Portuguese born South African...

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    Hi Manuel,

    Or is it "Boutarde" -I am not relaxing and e-i-s-s-s-h my name is ROb

    Chat to you again

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    lol! good one.
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    Eeeeiiiiiissssshhhhh.......Sipho at it again.......lol


    Sipho walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up toTheCounter and said: "Hallo, Sir, I want to work".

    The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing.
    We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his beautiful 22 year old daughter. You'll have to drive around in abigblack Mercedes, uniform provided.Because of the long hours of this job,meals will also be provided and once a year, you will also be requiredto escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is R200, 000 a year."

    Sipho said: "Eishhhh, You are telling' me lies!"

    The man behind the counter said "Well..... You started it”


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    a good one..
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