Thread: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-
shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"
Jack says as he stepped
out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would
think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money,"
she replied.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to
them
and said that because they had been so good that each one of them
could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her
husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll
beat him to
death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long
enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end
they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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Originally Posted by LadyEye

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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll
beat him to
death.
AMEN

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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ROFLMBO!! At these two in particular.

Q: What do you call a man who has lost his mind?

A: A widower!

:)

Karen

It seems Holly and Lorna are enjoying some good guffaws after dinner.....

Lol
We can take it.

Well I guess that is just why there are so many of these icons around everywhere ... lol .....

LMAO Niceee!!!!

Q:Why do men have to flex their muscles around women so much?
A:Because they have nothing else to brag about.

Teri

lol Teri ... and those muscles also include their "Lips & Tongue and what they say" right ... lol .....

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Well I guess that is just why there are so many of these icons around everywhere ... lol .....

And now see what happened to a group of woman debating and waiting for the perfect man.........they waited so long.....lmao

Click to enlarge

lol ManAlien ........ Make NO BONES about it ........ those women are in herds waiting .... lmao

Looks like they are enjoying themselves though, a card game perhaps, strip poker, lol .....

Oh my, maybe I need to watch the movie "A Few Good Men" just for fun!!

LMAO

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol ManAlien ........ Make NO BONES about it ........ those women are in herds waiting .... lmao

Looks like they are enjoying themselves though, a card game perhaps, strip poker, lol .....

Oh my, maybe I need to watch the movie "A Few Good Men" just for fun!!

LMAO

MAYBE.......LOL......like me.....lol

lol ManAlien ..... you're the "Man" without a doubt anywhere ....

Need your back scrubbed, lol ..........

Don't be changing that picture now ......... that's a good one!!!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol ManAlien ..... you're the "Man" without a doubt anywhere ....

Need your back scrubbed, lol ..........

Don't be changing that picture now ......... that's a good one!!!!

Will keep it for a while....to make you happy......lol........so feast your EYES........LOL enjoy.....

LMAO that picture rocks!

lol LadyEye, like the pic Astral