Thread: Jesus versus Satan - a contest

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of
hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set
up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and
typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.


Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in the
underworld.


Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his
work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

LMAO. Urgh I know how Satan feels loosing all the work! lol

Nice one Beth!

Teri

I love this one, Beth

Good one Beth

:)

Not gonna say which category any of us would fall in now are we?

I have to honestly say that I fall into both categories! Does that mean I am well adjusted????

no, bipolar..lol

Originally Posted by larazovich

no, bipolar..lol

LMAO I like it :p

Er - no I'm not going to admit it.

Just a hint though - I often lose work!

HA HA!! I LITERALLY laughed out loud!

Very good Beth...

Cheers

Will

Nice Beth, makes us wonder doesn't it......