Thread: Female Comeback......!!!!

YOU LADIES WILL LOVE THESE ONES......LOL

Female Comebacks!


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

lol........

lol Leader ........ nice ones, well used but nice ... hee hee

Interesting.......I've never heard those replys. LOL

Hahaha shame. Men aint got a chance in hell lol.

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Interesting.......I've never heard those replys. LOL

So don't show them to any lady you might know......lol.
They might just start using them ......lol.