Thread: A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the MBA Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten Your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the Car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you Say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

and that is very funny, bill

Now how can I apply that advice to my websites ???.. nice one bill.

Great,Bill.

LOL....Bill they are great...

Bill! It sounds like you scooted round the real reason you went up to the lady in the 1st place; Eh!
This is call mergers & acquisition/partnerships. Good legal advice is often needed.
lol.

lol Bill

Marketing 101 at it's best!

Love it Bill! If I may...I'll add one.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" You see another gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" You see yet another gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" You see another gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" --Thats RELATIONSHIP MARKETING (better known as network marketing)

Its a good thing none of them said yes, as thats Polygamy, better known as monopoly and you will have to diversify, split up, and then regroup ten years later and merge with AT&T!!!! :)

Karen

or get into trouble with the first, hmmmm