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    Default I think you are the father of one of my Kids

    A man is shopping at the Super Market and spots a beautiful woman, over by the produce. She looks toward him and smiles then waves.
    He's abit taken aback and says " Do I know you " to which she replies, " I think you are the father of one of my kids."
    His mind immediately travels back to everyone he had a one night stand with, he finally looks the blonde up and down and says " My God, are you that blonde stripper at my Bachelor Party that I made love to on the pool table, while you partner whipped me on the butt with wet celery?" She stares calmly into his eyes and says " No, I'm your Son's math teacher. "

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    Default Re: I think you are the father of one of my Kids

    LMAO!

    Excellent!!!

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    Default Re: I think you are the father of one of my Kids

    Now that was very funny...........lol
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    ROFLMAO.....that was great...lol

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    Hahahaha! ..thats funny!
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    Default Re: I think you are the father of one of my Kids

    real foot in mouther there very funny

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    Default Re: I think you are the father of one of my Kids

    lol that's hilarious ... hope she doesn't take it out on the boy ...

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    lol Choco

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    Default Re: I think you are the father of one of my Kids

    funny

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