Thread: How to keep your wife happy........

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and beer
3. Hand over the remote.

Alright, and most of the time in that order!! the remote and the beer and food can be inter-changed at times.

and where can we find such a man that gives so much

very true lol

Lol.
Add a driver and mechanic.

Originally Posted by asirimarco

and where can we find such a man that gives so much

Hi Ann,
Won't be easy, but woman dicide to wait long enough they might just become like these woman below......lmao
Click on link and then on thumbnail

http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/vod...n-waiting.html

hmmm