Thread: Classic Definitions........

Some Classic Definitions........

Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the
other.

Love affairs
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular
than a five day test.

Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her master

Divorce
Future tense of marriage

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to
the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".


Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got
the biggest piece.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water-power ..

Dictionary
A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees
later on.

Ecstasy
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never
felt before.

Classic
A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc...
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.

Opportunist
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.


Optimist
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am
not injured yet."

Pessimist
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the
first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Miser
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

All sooooo true!

Very good. I'll just copy a few to pass on.

Those are great ManAlien ... nice new pic again, lol ....

I really like the etc., one ... likely so true eh!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Those are great ManAlien ... nice new pic again, lol ....

I really like the etc., one ... likely so true eh!!

I like them all some are so true.
Glad you guys enjoyed that......lol

lol Astral.....where do you come up with them

i agree all true

Originally Posted by C L

lol Astral.....where do you come up with them

He travels all over the world CL in that fancy spaceship of his ... wearing his red sneakers, lol (and who knows, possibly "mouse ears") lol ... hee hee

lol ..... I guess when you are the Leader, you can do that ....

lol ...... it's about time he takes his 2nd in command on a trip, don't you think????

lol

Excellent descriptions Astral... some are so very true.

I always knew Rod Stewart was an Alien....

Originally Posted by Dori

Excellent descriptions Astral... some are so very true.

I always knew Rod Stewart was an Alien....

And so he might be......lol

Look at him now.....lol....eh eh eh

Originally Posted by LadyEye

He travels all over the world CL in that fancy spaceship of his ... wearing his red sneakers, lol (and who knows, possibly "mouse ears") lol ... hee hee

lol ..... I guess when you are the Leader, you can do that ....

lol ...... it's about time he takes his 2nd in command on a trip, don't you think????

lol

Sure I can....lol......how did you guess the red sneakers......and no no "mouse ears"...lol

Ok my dear 2nd in COMMAND ....which planet or solar system would her Highness like to visit with THE LEADER........LOL