Thread: Male or Female......

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their ass.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and
retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed
at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male,
but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just
keeps trying.

Sponges and egg timers!!!! Great one!

lol..I love the hot air balloon one

Lol, very good.

love photocopiers - how true

Good One ManAlien ... wow you've done your homework today ... lol ..

maybe you are challenging for the "Entertainment Position" lol

I might debate the Hammers, lol ....

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Good One ManAlien ... wow you've done your homework today ... lol ..

maybe you are challenging for the "Entertainment Position" lol

I might debate the Hammers, lol ....

My dear 2nd in COMMAND
No no entertainment position.......lol......I'm The LEADER......
Just trying to see if our entertainers learn anything from the LEADER.......LOL

Most definately.............males are hammers, they haven't changed much. he he

I'm with Ann, the photo copier was too funny yet true.

I loved them all... thanks for sharing!

Excellent! Love them all... how funny and true.

I agree with Robyn on the Hammers, and don't forget to mention they are also hard headed as well as being designed for and love bashing stuff... lol

Too funny and too right, thank you for the laugh...

Originally Posted by willows

Too funny and too right, thank you for the laugh...

It's a pleasure, glad you enjoyed them....lol

Hi willows, I see you're my neighbour (kinda)... how have you been going with the heat here in Melbourne?