Thread: A Child's Science Quiz......!!!!!

Child.s Science Quiz

If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam
Answers.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.


Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards
the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum.
I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body catorgorized (eg. abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the
abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.


Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.


Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.


Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

love the answer about the sour milk - how logical!

Great ones!

LOL, Astral.

Quite a few of those had me chuckling.

Lol, very good.

These are great - and many quite clever!!