Thread: What some people will say.......

I dialled a number and got the following recordings:

"I am not available right now, but

Thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the

Beep. If I do not return your call,

You are one of the changes."

~~~~~

****** to inspire before you expire.

~~~~~

My wife and I had words,

But I didn't get to use mine.

~~~~~

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

~~~~~

Blessed are those who can give without remembering

And take without forgetting.

~~~~~

The irony of life is that, by the time

You're old enough to know your way

Around, you're not going anywhere.

~~~~~

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think

Of an answer for her first question.

~~~~~

I was always taught to respect my elders,

But it keeps getting harder to find one.

~~~~~

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

~~~~~

OMG...the galsses one is so ture...i'm blind without mine and its hell trying to find them when i take them off....like Mr. Magoo walking around blind...ROFL

lol Astral