Thread: Life is Tough......

Life is Tough......


ONE .

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could

have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen

nuggets.

"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.

"You don't?" I replied.

"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.

"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"

"That's right."

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.



TWO.

I was checking out at the local Target with just a few items and the

lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one

of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it

between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider,"

looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding

the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?"

I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today."



She said, "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue

to what had just happened.



THREE.

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and

pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing,

she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a

credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."



FOUR.

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car "Do you

need some help?" I asked.

She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote.

Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant

convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"

"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.

"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys

to me.

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't

you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."



FIVE.

Several years ago, we had a junior typist who was none too swift. One

day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out

of typing paper. What do I do?"

"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.

With that, the junior took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put

it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.



SIX.

My neighbour works in the I.T. department in the central office of a

large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with

their computers.

One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branches who had this

question:

"I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a

fire downtown?"



SEVEN.

Police in Dubbo NSW interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander

on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopier machine. The

message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the

copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.



Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.



Life is tough... It's tougher if you're stupid

these were really funny. thanks

FUNNY! I think some of these people moved to Mexico and are working for me. They are among us.

No No No They are all in Florida

Very good. I think there are a few loose ones in Washington also.

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Loved the one about McDonalds - have you ever watched todays young people try to make change when the computers are down.

omg isn't this just the truth too ... and yes Ann, actually McDonalds now has at least the coin machine that rolls that out for them, but still a bill problem ... not you Bill ... the money Bill lol

I always fancy the cup of coffee I received with a tea bag in it when I ordered tea ....

And one more .... when I ordered a bacon cheeseburger at Burger King and wanted mustard on it ... and they told me it doesn't come with mustard, i said I don't care I want mustard, and they would not give me mustard ... well unless until after I went inside ... I got my mustard, and to this day enjoy it on my pancakes, lol ...

ROFL. If you think ordering from McD's is hard and Cashiers acting all crazy. Try teaching them how to use a Point of Sale system! If you think that is hard, try teaching it to immigrants that have never seen a computer in their life, but want to buy your systems. Talk about a headache!

Originally Posted by aconstas1

ROFL. If you think ordering from McD's is hard and Cashiers acting all crazy. Try teaching them how to use a Point of Sale system! If you think that is hard, try teaching it to immigrants that have never seen a computer in their life, but want to buy your systems. Talk about a headache!

lol ... you shouldn't even have told them "Point of Sale" ... you should have said POS and seemed what they would come up with .... I hear you ... but you know what, not one, not a single one has any stress ....
They are "StressFree" ....

hey - i'm the guy from NSW and the machine was right - i was lying!

Originally Posted by arpijay

hey - i'm the guy from NSW and the machine was right - i was lying!

Ho!!!!! Well then.....welcome aboard........lol

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"
Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."

Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say

Too funny. Great laugh.
(Re NSW), we are not all like that in Australia, but they are all like that at McDonalds.... everywhere. (Sorry to anyone who worked at Macca's)
Leanne

You forgot the people that call in for help with computers and ask for a new cup holder for thier computer.